As the first month of 2020 comes to an end, couples around the globe have started prepping for Valentine’s Day (While we sit here trying to keep up with our resolutions). Love it or hate it but you can’t ignore this lovey-dovey day that celebrates the union of two people.
On 14th February, shops and restaurants everywhere are filled with heart-shaped balloons, red flowers, and romantic gifts. And as if that’s not enough, mushy couples flood your feed with over-the-top #couplegoal pics. If this overdose of affection makes you uncomfortable, don’t worry because you’re not alone.
And honestly, why should romantically linked duos have all the fun. After all, it’s the correct time to be a ‘sakht launda‘ and enjoy our singlehood. So lighten up your mood before V-Day and have a look at these hilarious memes shared by the #foreveralone army.
1) Behind the scenes:
https://twitter.com/Bakch0dbaba/status/1221823934246477825?s=20
2) The ‘real’ struggle:
girlfriend : baby #ValentinesDay par mujhe iphone 11 doge ?
me : pic.twitter.com/R9lmRSuyqR— 👷🏼♂️KAPIL SHARMA🐦 (@kapilmanikoscar) January 29, 2020
3) Paisa Yaha Hai:
OYO Rooms owners, after #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/YJwTo4oXpu
— Tweet_Bazz (@itweetbazz) January 24, 2020
4) The cheapskate:
Give your girl a $200 dollar gift card for Valentines Day & steal it back when she not around
Niggalations Chapter 2 Verse 5 #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/rVCVZ55Dea
— Mo Bands (@MrMoBands) January 24, 2020
5) Didi aisa nai karte:
https://twitter.com/Shachi_IND/status/1221859765246021632?s=20
6) Take deep breathes:
Singles..ye kar k khush ho lena valentines day me.😂🤪
Otherwise #bajrangdal is always an option.#ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/zpzvOsDjHt— Tanu (@tackletanu) January 24, 2020
7) Being single:
When i see someone taking his Girlfriend out for dinner …
Single me :- #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/e9pcg9XJaP
— 💲💔〽️ (@Samcasm7) January 23, 2020
8) The Bajrang Dal:
Bajrang Dal Leader finds his own son with a girl in a park on #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/2CSL7SiXrh
— Arnab (@the_sashiks) January 23, 2020
9) Enjoy those extra-classes:
The institute where all the extra classes will be conducted on 14th February!#ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/mghn7l5A4e
— Invictus! (@prolifiicvision) January 27, 2020
10) Last-minute patch-up:
Fixing my relationship before #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/nmKnMJJdID
— Ma’🅛🅞v🅔 🅑🅘🅣🅔🅢 (@Jaallya) January 22, 2020
11) The Love guru:
Me teaching my little bro how to make someone your gf ….😂😂😂#foreveralone pic.twitter.com/Lom3vx4DG0
— Atul Dahal (@atuldahal_real) January 27, 2020
Single people have also shared their special plans for ‘V-day’. Have a look at some of their hilarious “date ideas”:
My #ValentinesDay plan ,
😂
Your s ? pic.twitter.com/R0a50Ml8fB— राjeev™ 🇮🇳🚩 (@RajeevTiwariIND) January 29, 2020
I'm all sorted😂😂 #tableforone #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/ACHV9D2aTD
— Lovinglife (@Lovinglife7xx) January 28, 2020
When you’re #single and know you’re going to be stuck working #ValentinesDay taking care of couples because you don’t have an excuse to not work#ServerLife #ServerProblems #HostessLife #HostessProblems #BartenderLife #BartenderProblems #lonely #RestaurantLife #ShiftHappens pic.twitter.com/bSGSDyIv5v
— Restaurant Problems (@FOHprobz) January 28, 2020
"what are your plans this #ValentinesDay ?"
me: pic.twitter.com/rwh0SrbhwE
— AqsaMcCantPlayItCool (@aqsaNess) January 27, 2020
I won’t be on social media on the 14 of February ✌🏽 #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/SqBSiU3N8o
— Angelique (@angeliquehalp) January 29, 2020
There are few lonely souls out there trying to find their ‘special someone’ on social media:
Single & looking for love ❤️
4 1/2 year old female 🥰
If you know of any studs who like playing with big balls, enjoy long walks & sleeping
I’d like to meet you 🤣❤️ #nuggetslookingforlove #dogsoftwitter #bulldogs #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/r94vv19CPR— Nugget&Karalyn (@nuggetsdrooling) January 27, 2020
Im not rushing at all but anyone else is free for valentines day? #yyc #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/puJMafXDDe
— IamDino (@RichardPastores) January 27, 2020
Jokes aside, what are your plans for Valentine’s day? If you don’t have a date (just like me), look at the bright side and enjoy your savings!