People On Twitter Are Desperately ‘Trying To Impress Her’ And It’s Definitely Working On Us

Impressing women is an art. You cannot just waltz in and speak any random sentence and expect the woman to get floored. Every woman is different, and so is her mind. While the world is still trying to figure out the way to a woman’s heart, Twitter is making its own attempts.

“Trying to impress her” jokes are trending on Twitter and we found some epic one liners which we thought you’d love to read. So here’s some help in ‘trying to impress her’. You can thank us later.

1. Getting that look right!

She: I like Ranveer Singh
He *trying to impress her* : Ladkiyo wali dress pahanna to muje bachpan se hi pasand hai

— अमन (@TheAlteria) July 29, 2017

 

2. That escalated quickly.

Crush: I love BATMAN

He: [Trying to impress her] *Kills her parents*

— Ankit_adrenalin (@nautanki_t) July 29, 2017

 

3. PALAT!

She- I like Varun Dhawan
Me (Trying to impress her)- Tera dhyan kidhar hai, Ye tera hero idhar hai..

*Blocked*

— Harsh Chordia (@BrokenComet) July 29, 2017

 

4. Dayum son!

She : I love Game of Thrones

Me (trying to impress her) : me too, sister.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 29, 2017

 

5. Taking jamming to another level.

She : i love listening to metal Me(trying to impress her):- gharpe bartan me hi ghista hu.

— präñàÿ (@pranaybinekar) July 29, 2017

 

6. He knows what he is doing!

She : I love Virat Kohli

*trying to impress her*

Me : baby, i’ll love you the way virat loves anushka.

*engaged*

— Tushar Ugale (@tushartweets13) July 29, 2017

 

7. *cough* Mohammad Kaif *cough*

She: I like Haram

Me : *trying to impress her* Mai Chess bohot khelta hu

— ★ Veer ★ (@ClawedHumor) July 29, 2017

 

8. Main baarish kar dun paison ki…

She: I like rich guys.

Me: *trying to impress her* Baraat mein sbse zyada rupay mai hi loot-ta hu.

— forever_akela (@forever_akela) July 29, 2017

 

9. Did you see that coming? I did.

She : I love old men
He (trying to impress her) : Me bhi JNU me hoon

— Smoking Skills (@SmokingSkills_) July 29, 2017

 

10. This one is the best. LOL!

She : I love Nawazuddin Siddiqui.

*trying to impress her*

Me : Sex karna chaahte hain tumhare saath.

*Molestation ka case laga diya BC*

— Delhi se hu bhench*d (@delhichatter) July 29, 2017

 

11. Ouch…

She: I like Salman Khan.

Me(Trying to impress her): GTA me toh roz footpath wale marte hai mere ghaadi se n Deer Hunter me high score h mra

— Arif Khan (@Arifastic) July 29, 2017

 

12. Nailing it, two places at a time.

She: I like people who are simultaneously present at two places ..
Me *Trying To Impress Her*? : #AaoBakchodiKare #LastOne pic.twitter.com/zTlRqdpBl1

— Mausa ji(Bihar Wale) (@trump_ka_mausa) July 29, 2017

 

13. Flirting done right…NOT!

She- I loved Gangs of Wasseypur
*me trying to impress her*

Me- pic.twitter.com/eaKbNdvhND

— Professor GyaanCho™ (@theHasnainRaza) July 29, 2017

 

14. What a burn!

She- I love twitter celebs
*Trying to impress her*

Started tweeting copied content

— Professor GyaanCho™ (@theHasnainRaza) July 29, 2017

 

15. *hides under the sofa*

She: I love Amitabh Bachchan
Me *trying to impress her* : I have not paid this year’s tax

— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) July 28, 2017

 

16. When Ajay is bae ?

https://twitter.com/mailpp/status/891164951062093824

Do you feel like a pro or what? I know, Twitter never disappoints. ?

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