There really aren’t any similarities between cricket and sex, right? How could there be? Well, as it turns out, there are! Many terms and phrases can be effectively used while playing the sport as well as during sexual activities. And a while back, the Twitterati took it upon themselves to share all such double entendres like ‘the third man is too deep’ and ‘bringing out the helmet’.
Now, people are tweeting things that can be said while at a bank and during sex. And the puns have everyone ROFL-ing.
Here’s the tweet that started it all.
one thing you can say in a bank and during sex
— boring (@boringpreha) January 23, 2020
Desi Twitter didn’t hold back and poked fun at the long lines at banks as well as the different counters. From “push to enter” to “I would like to withdraw”, take a look at some of the best ones.
— ً (@HalfBloodCringe) January 23, 2020
Lunch time hai
— Balthromaw (@gordonramashray) January 23, 2020
safe to hai na?
— manish (@ludoloser101) January 23, 2020
There are multiple methods to withdraw 😂
— 🍁 (@girlwithflaws__) January 23, 2020
Counter number 2 pe jao
— Palak Gupta (@05palak) January 23, 2020
Ye sab net pr ho jaata hai aajkal
— Piyush Sharma (@misterpiyush) January 24, 2020
Can you fill this for me?
— I declare that everything you’re saying is stupid (@meerakyafaayda) January 23, 2020
I've been waiting for an hour, when will it be my turn?
— 9na (@Boopitsnayana) January 23, 2020
“Arms behind your back” – works at a bank robbery & sex.
— Soham Banker (@sohambanker) January 23, 2020
Deposit aage waali khidki pe hai ki peeche waali khidki pe?
— Neeli Chaddi (@BlueBoxerCult) January 24, 2020
Yeh to fata hua hai ,yeh nahi chalega
— Why not? (@yogesh_m_) January 23, 2020
Jaldi karna, aur bhi hai log tere peche.
— baby shark (@HoeCrocs) January 23, 2020
Itni asani se approval nahi milta bhai, kal dobara aana fir koshish karenge
— Hardik (@hardik_kumar7) January 23, 2020
It will take only 2 minutes to transfer 🤞
— Lucifer MorningStar (@sanilasrani) January 23, 2020
Push to enter
— $iđđhēsh😎⚡ (@IamSiddhesh92) January 23, 2020
Manager saab andar hain? 😉
— Paras पारस ਰਿਸ਼ੀ (@parasrishi) January 23, 2020
The people of the internet can find humour in almost anything. Be it a dubbed video of Queen Elizabeth ranting about #Megxit in Punjabi or cracking brie-ly cheesy jokes after a library found a slice being used as a bookmark.