11 Horrible Troubles Of Having Small Boobs That Nobody Talks About

I’m sure you have come across plenty of articles and videos telling you the woes of having big boobs, and indirectly saying how lucky you are to have them small titties. Let me tell you this – they just don’t know how real the struggle is for women with small boobs!

From clothing brands to people, everyone thinks that it’s a boon, but honestly it’s not. Unless of course you’re in the 19th century and are being chased by lecherous sailors and need to dress up as a man while running away. Well, you’re not. In 19th century I mean, and these 11 problems are real as daylight for you if you’re not exactly blessed in the chest area.

1. Bandeaus work like band-aids for you

They stick rather than hold.

 

2. In fact, you’re always the butt of the “bruise, not boob” jokes

Not funny, you know!

 

3. The dream of wearing a strapless dress mostly remains a dream

Or god forbid, if you do put one on, the entire day you’re pulling it up, fearing a terrible wardrobe malfunction.

 

4. And people gushing about how you can go bra-less if you want to only rubs salt on the wound

Not really! Pasties aren’t easily available in India and you have no wish to give people a view of ‘two pointers’.

 

5. When you wear a saree, the only ups and downs that can be seen on your chest are made by the pleats

*cries a river remembering this*

 

6. Those suspicious looks you get from all the ladies standing nearby when you’re dressed like a “typical boy” and occupying a ladies seat

Seriously, been there seen that!

 

7. Not Generous people are always giving you suggestions on using padded bras or chicken cutlets

What if you’re okay with your boobs? Hmmh?

 

8. You know you will never have the joy of showing off a little cleavage

Cleavage? What’s that!?

 

9. Finding a dress that flaunts all your curves (or the lack of some) is hard

What makes upstairs look good doesn’t fit well down, and if something is flattering your bottom, it’s also leaving way too much room above!

 

10. And finding a bra that actually fits and compliments you well is almost as hard as solving a Rubik’s cube

Need to make a cut on that excessive happiness? Just take a look at the gap between the cup and the boob. Voila!

 

11. And you’re scared that you’ll die a spinster

Thanks to the stupid socio-normative belief that men like women with big boobs better!

But hey, wearing a halterneck anything never gives you any pain, and one camisole atop another makes you good to go, right? So embrace the lack of breasts because you can, unlike the poor D-cup ones! 😉

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