Coldplay India Tickets May Be Charged ₹ 25,000 Apiece And Indian Twitter Is Losing Its Mind

Coldplay performing in India!

This is the buzzword that’s been going around everywhere. And reports and rumours have been pouring in every day.

BUT ACCORDING TO AN IRON-CLAD REPORT IN MID-DAY, COLDPLAY ARE SET TO PERFORM IN MUMBAI’S MMRDA GROUNDS ON THE 19TH OF NOVEMBER FOR A CHARITABLE CAUSE, AND TICKETS ARE SET TO BE PRICED ANYWHERE IN BETWEEN ₹ 25,000 TO ₹ 5 LAKH.

The report has also said that and official announcement from Coldplay is expected next week.

 

Indians are livid that the overpriced gig is going to be a joint Coldplay/Jay-Z concert, and big names from Bollywood and Politics will be attending it too. Indian Twitter is going insane and this is what everyone has to say.

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https://twitter.com/Lohapurush/status/774141850181513216

 

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People in India are right now confused about what to sell their kidney for:
1) iPhone 7
2)Coldplay Tickets #GhorSankat

— Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur) September 9, 2016

 

3.

Sell 1 kidney for iPhone 7.
Sell 2nd for Coldplay Ticket.
You'll be dead, but happy that you died trying.

— Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur) September 9, 2016

 

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Rich cool people enjoying and Instagram-ing at Coldplay concert.
Me: pic.twitter.com/QoA1bNd03c

— June Paul (@journojuno) September 9, 2016

 

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Feeling sorry for all those people who sold kidney to buy iPhone and now have to sell iPhone to buy Coldplay tickets.

— Worthy (@thatobesewoman) September 9, 2016

 

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https://twitter.com/hotlinecringe/status/774147871364878337

 

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https://twitter.com/absolutelydanny/status/774148917143277568

 

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https://twitter.com/reviewero/status/774156423206875139

 

9.

Disappointed to learn that BMC officer asked ₹5 lacs as bribe from Kapil when a #coldplay ticket & an iPhone7 would cost no more than ₹1 lac

— mthn (@Being_Humor) September 9, 2016

 

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https://twitter.com/BipolarDawgie/status/774153051514900482

 

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https://twitter.com/reviewero/status/774159361216122880

 

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https://twitter.com/TheBanat/status/774159308309209093

 

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Pseudo Coldplay fans on Facebook turning into Coldplay haters because aukaat dikh gayi.

— nirzu (@nirzary) September 9, 2016

 

14.

Looks like Coldplay is selling tickets at South Mumbai per sq. ft rate.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 9, 2016

 

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https://twitter.com/ShamirReuben/status/774165425797992449

 

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For Rs 25000 Chris Martin better go down on me after crooning Fix You solely for me nd later make gobhi ke paranthe for breakfast #coldplay

— Namelass (@DilliBelle) September 9, 2016

 

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https://twitter.com/NigelBritto/status/774153256683483136

 

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Mukesh Ambani is the only person who can afford Coldplay concert tickets after buying an iPhone 7

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) September 9, 2016

 

19.

Girls who can buy an iPhone and can go to the Coldplay concert as well, I'm looking to get married. Please DM.

— Old School Mausa (@AdvancedMaushi) September 9, 2016

 

20.

Nobody said it was easy,
Noone ever said it would be this hard
–
Trying to buy tickets for Coldplay.

— Seh Lenge Thoda (@Youteecrush) September 9, 2016

 

21.

God put a smile upon your face.

And then Coldplay announced Bombay ticket prices.

— Harish Tamillionaire Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) September 9, 2016

 

22.

When you hear Coldplay ticket prices are 25k, you look at your bank balance and sing para-para-paradesi.

— Aavi (@poisonaavi) September 9, 2016

 

23.

With the announcements of the new iPhone, new PS4 and Coldplay tickets, millions across India have taken to revisiting their life choices.

— Harish Tamillionaire Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) September 9, 2016

 

24.

Feeling urban poor after seeing Coldplay India concert ticket price.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 9, 2016

 

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https://twitter.com/RootKanal/status/774132458262372352

Coldplay is trending like crazy, and the hype train is going crazier. Let’s wait and see what the official announcement brings.

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