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Let’s address the elephant in the room- Taimur Ali Khan Pataudi is probably more popular than parents and actors, Kareena and Saif. But whose fault is that? Well, I’m not fond of the blame game so, I’m going ahead with- me!
And several other people who like to break the chain of cynicism of their timelines with a dose of taimurteness (yes, I coined that).
I mean, am I missing something?
Having said that, an OD can be fatal. Or extremely memetastic, in this case.
That’s right. The extensive media coverage about Taimur has driven Twitter crazy and the result is a goldmine of memes.
If you ask me when, things kinda escalated when the news of Taimur apparently joining a gym surfaced.
https://twitter.com/shailimore/status/957912860881031168
Oh, it was a children’s fitness centre that helps in the physical, emotional and cognitive development of little ones. But the word was out…
Even Taimur is working out more than I am https://t.co/gr2WhxOliX
— Rashmi Daryanani (@tehrashminator) January 29, 2018
Phir kya? A tweetstorm with probable/possible future headlines (and hilarious jokes) swept out everything else from everyone’s feed. Laugh along, will you?
1. Ummm…
Media outside India : Watch #SuperBlueBloodMoon live on our channel !
Indian Media : Watch how Taimur smiled and cutely farted when he saw the Super Blue Blood Moon on TV ! OMG 😍
— The-Lying-Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) January 31, 2018
2. See what I mean?
Foreign news channels – We are experiencing Super Blue Blood Moon for the first time in 150 years
Indian news channels – This is Taimur's first Super blue blood moon.
— Karan Talwar (@BollywoodGandu) January 31, 2018
3. Can I say SAME?
https://twitter.com/simly01/status/957536963854290944
4. That ought to happen.
What's Taimur's take on the Budget?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 1, 2018
5. Who would have thought?
Today’s budget will decide how many diapers can Taimur afford from his pocket money.
— audacity 🍸 (@ambertonic_) February 1, 2018
6. Hahahahahaha
*Taimur PEES*
Media: pic.twitter.com/S3gNiaPwpd— आत्मनिर्भर Hoon BC 🚩🚩🚩 (@delhichatter) January 31, 2018
7. Isssshhhhhhh
I want someone who looks at me the same way media looks at Taimur 😍
— himanshu (@HimanshuKhodke) January 31, 2018
8. This is by far my favourite.
When taimur was born,the doctor said "Mubarakh ho article hua hai".
— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) January 29, 2018
9. OKAY. I clearly jumped the gun!
taimur paida nahi release hua tha.
— capt. (@thephukdi) January 29, 2018
10. Ouch.
I have a joke on taimur but wo news ban jayega
— Chota Don (@choga_don) January 30, 2018
11. Can vouch for that.
*After Earthquake*
Media: Some latest pics of Tremor.
*after a small ad break*
Media: Some latest pics of Taimur.
#earthquake— Kaju Katli (@kaju__katli) January 31, 2018
12. Sharmaji ka beta, you see.
Kareena: Taimur ko cold hogaya hai
Indian Media: How Taimur’s cold is every baby’s cold goals
— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) January 19, 2018
13. “Live toilet se.”
*Taimur is going to do potty*
News Portals: pic.twitter.com/3EelJbyymt
— LolmLol (@LOLiyapa) January 18, 2018
14. SMH
Taimur Ali Khan *takes a dump*
News outlets : pic.twitter.com/hOGfuYtupI
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 29, 2018
15. Oh, the irony!
Horrible. Which parent does that? pic.twitter.com/3zSr6uO5Pi
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) January 19, 2018
16. Geddit?
*15 Years later*
People: "Taimur 15 saal ka ho gaya na?"
NDTV: pic.twitter.com/IqUsfHDwfB— Tiilooo 2.0 (@KasamCinemaaki) January 19, 2018
17. There. Someone said it.
It's shameful that Indian media is hiding important information from us. Like, has Taimur Ali Khan started walking? What was his first word? How many teeth does he have? Honest journalism is dead!
— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) January 19, 2018
18. Tellme. TELL. ME.
We can discuss Rajput pride later. First tell me what did cutie Taimur have for breakfast today?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) January 25, 2018
19. Sab mile hua hain?
https://twitter.com/SabMileHueHai/status/958582461021196290
20. *takes note*
*Interview at NDTV*
Interviewer: Where is your CV?
Candidate: Sir wo taimur ka diaper bana dia uska.
*OBVIOUSLY HIRED*
— Chota Don (@choga_don) January 31, 2018
21. The revelation of the century!
taimur paida hospital me nhi newsroom me hua tha.
— Chota Don (@choga_don) January 30, 2018
Now, that’s you channel your angst into something creative. And what is better than making other people laugh? Well done, Twitter. What happens to the Taimur coverage now? Well, I’m telling you the story, aren’t I?
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