We all have a friend who is over enthusiastic about marijuana.
They pretend that it is their whole life. They swear by it, saying things like –
“Bro! Did you know that Cannabis cures cancer?!”
And if you have had the privilege to live with them in the same apartment, get ready to have a very, very colorful life!
1. Your whole apartment smells of weed so much you cannot smell anything bad even when you poop
And a layer of smoke sticks to the ceiling where they smoke up.
2. You suddenly get passive high out of nowhere
*goes into their room for 2 minutes to say hi*
*gets high passively*
3. Trance and EDM music is ON all the time
And you find yourself shaking your head in sync with the beat every time.
4. Nothing is taken seriously. Everything around is too chilled out
Bills? What are bills?
Everything is funny AF for them. Real issues are not real anymore!
5. You are the funniest guy around. Every joke of yours gets a laugh
They laugh at literally everything. You feel like a stand-up comedian!
6. Your relatives and apartment owner never ever visit you, and they just cannot.
The odor aside, the amount of trash lying around from their “munchies” is too much. And you have to clean it all up.
7. You will be so familiar with the smell of weed, that while walking on the road you will go like “SOMEONE IS SMOKING WEED HERE!”
8. You will have at least one deep question in your head each day. Everything is MINDBLOWING!
Thanks to your weed buddies. Most of the time they have stupid thoughts they think are mindblowing, but every once in a while they come up with a thought very deep in nature.
9. Panic rises up when “maal” is not available in the city and you wonder why
The atmosphere in the apartment gets jittery, and it is up to you to get them in check.
10. All your food has to be locked in a cabinet because they will eat it all up
Especially the sweets!
11. You hear too much conversation about how weed is actually good for you
Weed is like medicine blah blah blah.
It can cure AIDS blah blah blah.
12. But one thing is certain – Life is never, ever boring
They keep you entertained with their high spirits and silly jokes and laughter.
But you cannot live with them forever. You have to leave the marijuana-laced apartment one day.
It will be like a rehabilitation, but you will get through it. Until then, enjoy their company!