A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away…
far away…
The Star Wars fans have established their base on the planet Earth and are actively seeking out other hidden humans who might be closeted fans. While they scout for more people to support their agenda, a lone writer searches another realm on the planet, called the Internet, for apparatus which would please the fans that the fandom may find.
As he searches for the holy grail of holy grails of Star Wars inspired merch, he is unaware that time is running out…
1. This Triptych depicting the original trilogy
2. This carbonated Han Solo chocolate bar
3. This adorable BB-8 sipping cup
4. This Millenium Falcon bottle opener
5. This Stormtrooper bathrobe
6. This Darth Vader’s personal caffeine fix
7. These lightsaber pens
8. This trusty R2-D2 wall charger
9. This Darth Vader laptop decal
10. This Yoda’s attire themed phone case
11. These adorable Chewbacca bedroom slippers
12. These Rebel Pilot themed headphones
13. This William Shakespeare’s Star Wars novel
14. This Vader helmet USB hub
15. This LEGO Star Wars AT-AT builder
16. This Chewbacca inspired camera bag
17. These character inspired coasters
18. These rings depicting the best couple ever
19. This AT-AT costume for your dog
20. These Stormtrooper and Darth Vader salt & pepper shakers
21. This Chewbacca hoodie
22. This Stormtrooper bobblehead
If you don’t dig these gift ideas, then I find your lack of fanboying/fangirling disturbing.