Thanks to the internet, a lot of people can get through boredom during the lockdown! From participating in online challenges to following food trends, social media has done a good job in keeping people occupied at a time when the coronavirus pandemic has brought the world to a standstill.
Social media has blessed us with another gem – this viral Twitter thread where people are imagining their favourite Star Wars character and how they prepared/drank their coffee, the accuracy of which is startling! Have a look:
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Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread
Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled. pic.twitter.com/2q3ca0Ei2I
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT pic.twitter.com/rrNnqgpbAw
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it pic.twitter.com/VSxQhwS002
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Poe Dameron uses a Chemex.
He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf pic.twitter.com/OqgbjQNR6P
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it’s so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp. pic.twitter.com/4SYMweLJux
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Vader likes it when things coordinate. pic.twitter.com/ncXMnDVRJT
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it’s as much art as it is a method of preparation. pic.twitter.com/eOzY8hgobu
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak.
He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he’s drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins. pic.twitter.com/8GH2j8XgBs
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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BB8 just cuts to the chase pic.twitter.com/GylpXW3f8P
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much pic.twitter.com/hRP50e6zRE
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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He just— I mean the beans are technically “cooked” if you squint pic.twitter.com/P3Ud0VApmy
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it pic.twitter.com/98dxfGXoeP
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants pic.twitter.com/wr0guBAkAL
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he’s late and he doesn’t even try and hide it pic.twitter.com/FAjHjop5A4
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything. pic.twitter.com/pWtBymuiWT
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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Ben Solo is going through a lot and recently had to switch to decaf 😞 pic.twitter.com/089TYpjeCj
— Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites) April 28, 2020
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C3PO uses a Belgian Balance Syphon because reasons… pic.twitter.com/2BmLOcHJDE
— Chris Lindsley (@LindsleyChris) April 28, 2020
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Chewbacca likes his mocha. And if you don’t like it he’ll rip your arms off. pic.twitter.com/te42Utqagh
— Matthew Dalzell (@MattDalzell) April 29, 2020
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I mean… pic.twitter.com/ccc5qZ5AbV
— Abbey Titcomb (@abbey_titcomb) April 29, 2020
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"Coffee, I need not!" pic.twitter.com/4CzBZURu7p
— Ian Goodman (@iangoodman77) April 29, 2020
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Kaydel drinks a pot of Turkish coffee every morning. She can down a cup of the thick sweet stuff and be energized for hours. pic.twitter.com/K6UtwZ0iL6
— 🦋 Queen of ♥️ hearts 🌻 (@gosh_ray) April 28, 2020
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Please tell me Darth Maul uses a Nespresso machine. pic.twitter.com/6sD8bOUBXD
— Soldier 76 (@DaddySeventy6) April 29, 2020
While most of these are apt, I think Yoda would really enjoy matcha! Don’t you think?