20 Tweets By Shah Rukh Khan That Are Dripping In Wit And Humour All At Once!

Shah Rukh Khan’s wit and humour IQ needs no introduction. His Twitter feed and interview quotes are testimonial to the fact that SRK is not only the ‘King’ of Bollywood, but also of intellectual acuity.

If you still are not convinced and need proof, then here are 20 tweets by Shah Rukh Khan that are dripping in sarcasm, wit and humour.

This was his first tweet:

 

1. When someone asked for his mobile number on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/imjia29/status/752441000002400256

Of course and should I send you a photocopy of my Aadhar card also??? https://t.co/Qno5IeJMNK

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

2. This digital response.

@Ramlalla_nk I am analog he is on a digital scale

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) April 7, 2015

 

3. When he was invited to Washington.

@alviraaxf0 elected or unelected????

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) April 7, 2015

 

4. Oh! That burn!

@sarthakkher if I ask she won't go with you….ha ha.

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) April 7, 2015

 

5. That’s the secret of his energy.

sir what's the secret of your energy!?

— shailendraeinstein (@shailen07374406) July 11, 2016

Sunlight and Moonlight. I am like Jaadu but on a 24/7 high. https://t.co/X9WD3MnToL

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

6. This guy asked him about how much did ‘Raees’ collect on Pluto the planet.

https://twitter.com/beingparagpatil/status/752446041656483840

Pluto is no longer a planet…just informing. https://t.co/lXqDI0ql87

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

7. Someone asked him how were his dimples!

Sir How Are Your Dilmples?? #AskSRK

— Hammad Umar (@iamhammad31) July 11, 2016

Very deep my friend very deep https://t.co/uK9GBlbKri

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

8. The pun there.

My beautiful children without the masks they wear at the airports. pic.twitter.com/F0LAfswoxP

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) December 27, 2016

 

9. We’re looking at you Shah Rukh!

@UjaSrk haven't you heard " kaun kehta hai chamatkaar nahi hote…mujhe Zara Kareeb se dekho…

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015

 

10. The magical word.

@muzzammil_mk yeah it called LISTEN

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015

 

11. When a fan asked if he uses Snapchat or not.

https://twitter.com/payal_c_d/status/752439926382325762

Can't. I can be snappy or chatty not both at the same time. Naaahhhh… https://t.co/GQxPDq6Cbj

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

12. Aha! Witty, much?

Hav 2 learn 2 ride a bike with aplomb. Just in case the boys (Aryan & AbRam ) want me to teach them. Ballet I already practiced for Suhana!!

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) November 8, 2014

 

13. When someone asked if he would marry her.

#asksrk will u marry me today ?

— Athar Sedki Khan (@Atharluvsrk) July 11, 2016

Marry marry….doesn't anybody want to be 'friends' anymore??!! https://t.co/lXgwfB8qWD

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 11, 2016

 

14. How many pocket tweets have you made?

Oops… The flip side of technology! First there were pocket calls. And now pocket tweets! Was a mistake…

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) October 24, 2016

 

15. ‘SRK’s Mexican Wife’ wanted to bite his lip. Here’s what he had to say to that proposition.

i want to bite your lips! can i?? #asksrk

— SRK's Mexican Wife 🇮🇳❤🇲🇽 (@AlekhandraKhan) October 11, 2016

No I haven't brushed my teeth yet!!!! https://t.co/w53VlXDiYB

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) October 11, 2016

 

16. Punk rock hairstyle.

I am such a Star!Even in sleep my pillow styles my hair so I wake up ready for the punk rock fest.From here 2 Utopia pic.twitter.com/TWhTfIYwah

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) October 4, 2016

 

17. That weird shayari.

Some days you get Dratini and others r like chai without cheeni…. pic.twitter.com/yAnyGyypSu

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) August 30, 2016

 

18. When he went for a cycle ride with Salman.

Bhai bhai on bike bike. No pollution…bhai says “Michael Lal Cylcle Lal.” pic.twitter.com/GdD6RwSe9V

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) July 1, 2016

 

19. His take on Brexit.

I c this trend in News where leaving of someone or something is headlined as Rexit or Brexit.So if I leave from sumwhere am I Sexit??

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 22, 2016

 

20. Back when he chopped his beard.

My mane is gone!!! Feeling chikna chikna….saara macho kharaab ho gaya… pic.twitter.com/ajpdSpIiyd

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) May 18, 2016

You’re too hot, you’re too cool, you’re SRK, you rule!

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