If any of you are not on Twitter, you have no idea how much sarcasm, self-depreaction, and some quite oddball stuff you will find there. But on the other hand, if you are not on Twitter, you will atleast get some work done in life.
So today, #SingleBecause started trending for who-knows-what reason, and of course everyone had to get their say in. Here are a few of the funniest tweets; Seriously, I need to meet these people in real life.
1. You nailed it, lady
2. … Say the beautiful people -_-
3. Ain’t that the truth.
I Simply Don't Date Muggles…
— Harry Potter Facts and Stuff (@TheHPFacts) July 3, 2015
4. Music lovers will get this one:
#SingleBecause I'm not an album
— fio (@usagainsthworld) July 3, 2015
5. Doesn’t everyone’s?
— Food Daily (@_Food_Daily_) July 3, 2015
6. Dude, whoever you are, please marry me.
#SingleBecause some people just don't get my Harry Potter references. There is something Siriusly Ron with them.
— Harry Potter™ (@ThatBravePotter) July 3, 2015
7. And with one tweet, he made so many friends…
8. Whaaaaaaaaat 🙁
#SingleBecause the only dates I get are updates
— Joke (@jae_briggs) July 3, 2015
#SingleBecause nobody tastes better than beer and pizza
— gautam (@gautamverma23) July 3, 2015
10. Well, that was… unexpected…
#SingleBecause my boyfriend already has a boyfriend
— solo dms ♕ (@all_1d_group) July 3, 2015
#SingleBecause I'm waiting for the right cousin.
— Paul Chowdhry (@paulchowdhry) July 3, 2015
12. “Just Friends”
— We Love James Reid (@WeLoveJamesReid) July 3, 2015
13. Now that I come to think of it…
#SingleBecause I never forwarded those message chains in middle school
— hallie berry (@hallieee_lynn) July 3, 2015
14. HAHAHAHAHA 😀
Me: what's your horoscope?
Her: Capricorn, you?
— سايكو (@sakogudjelian) July 3, 2015
What would your #SingleBecause tweet be? 😀