It’s that time of the year again! Yes, I am fully aware that Christmas is not coming anytime soon, I am talking about the most beautiful time of the year, Valentines Day! Aren’t you all single people excited to see couples making out in every public place and movie theatre you go to? (It’s not like they don’t do it anyway, but you get my point.)
Not to forget all the ‘babu Shona‘ cards that are going to be uploaded to Instagram flooding your feed with all the love while you sit at home eating your feelings. At such a time, humour is the best way to feel better. After all, chocolates will be cheaper the next day!
And when it comes to jokes, Twitterati have some really good ones up their sleeve. People are tweeting the reasons they will be spending this Valentines Day without a beau, with the #WhyImSingle and they are pretty damn hilarious if I say so myself.
1. Nothing beats good sarcasm. Nothing.
— Mark Hudson (@MarkHudson1986) February 8, 2018
2. He also probably just wants to be friends.
— Darth Veda (@iamdarthveda_) February 10, 2018
3. Boom bhai-zoned!
I get boyfriend material and he’s like a brother to me confused
— Cierra🌀 (@CierraCooper00) February 10, 2018
4. It’s just a communication gap!
#WhyImSingle my bf doesnt know hes my bf yet
— Mama Mia✨ (@its_mia19) February 10, 2018
5. Translation: Feed me at regular intervals and you’ll be happy.
@FallonTonight I eat a lot and almost every 3 hours and if I don’t, I get very hangry and I am only 5’1. My mother says I am like a little dinasour that scares men away because I am always hungry or cranky, hear me roar rwar #FallonTonight #WhyImSingle
— Alicia A. Rodriguez (@alicia_wonders) February 10, 2018
I told my ex he’s like the top piece of bread, everybody touches him but nobody wants him #WhyImSingle
— zvhvr.a (@zvhvr_a) February 10, 2018
I messaged a girl I matched with on Tinder and she replied, "Sorry it was an accident."
— Omar Guzmán (@omaryes2) February 9, 2018
8. Gucci gang, Gucci gang…
I met this guy a while back. We clicked right away. We loved music and had similar hobbies. So I joking said I'll serenade him when we see. He said to send a video, I sent this and he blocked me. Wish I had sent Michael Jackson's speechless. I almost got the hair😭😢#WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/TVPdmOl1P8
— Belle Déesse (@BelleDeesseVcno) February 9, 2018
9. Pineapple on pizza club. ?
Pineapple goes on pizza #WhyImSingle
— Good Luck Chuck (@s1lenthill_) February 9, 2018
10. It’s already too much work.
#WhyImSingle because I’m already in a complicated relationship with my bed.
— Alexia Costanda (@alexia_costanda) February 8, 2018
11. I feel personally attacked by this.
Some of you are single because you press toothpaste from the middle. #WhyImSingle
— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) February 9, 2018
12. *Searches for all the FB posts*
— Bhadmus Hakeem (@Bhadoosky) February 9, 2018
13. Same girl same.
— sam (@babyearhes) February 8, 2018
14. Person: Happy Birthday.
Me: Yeah, same to you. (It wasn’t)
Man: Happy Friday!
Man: Have a good one!
— Sara Cherie (@SaratheCherie) February 9, 2018
15. I was just trying to be cute!
Ever started a fight with bae when they ignoring you so you could resolve it and be all cute 😊
Yeah. I did. Am single now 😢#WhyImSingle
— D Genius (@deegenie_) February 9, 2018
16. That’s cancelled.
#WhyImSingle Apparently, I have to go outside and let people see me.
— Morgan Morrison (@cookimonstress) February 8, 2018
17. It’s honestly a mystery…
me: good question
also me: *boy asks me out* omg I’m so busy and not looking for somethingseriousoranything and I really need to focus on me
me again: why tf am I single what did I do
— jane hopper 🎄🎄🎄 (@rkchngrad) February 8, 2018
Him: I don’t get why your single ?
Me : You’re * #WhyImSingle
— joanna (@Meneses_J10) February 8, 2018
19. Me in a nutshell.
I just got into an elevator full of strangers, and before I got off I said (for some unknown reason), "This is us." I was the only person to walk out. #whyImsingle
— David Koutsouridis (@DFKoutsouridis) February 10, 2018
20. It’s not my fault I am just really funny.
When someone says something stupid, I usually make a joke about it in my head, because I don't want to come off as rude.. but then I start laughing out loud because of how funny I think I am and end up looking like a crazy person instead #WhyImSingle
— Veronika Joni (@veronikajoni) February 10, 2018
What are your reasons for being single? Let us know!