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Indian parents are pretty shy to talk about the topics that they shouldn’t be shy about. The only reply they always have to all those embarrassing questions and situations is – SHUT UP! As kids, did you ever ask your parents some genuine questions or tried to give an innocent opinion and they asked you to STFU?
Then you will definitely relate to these times when your parents could have given you an honest answer instead of shutting you up.
1. Every time an erotic scene appeared on TV and you asked them what was happening
*Embarrassed* Shut up! *Channel changed*
2. When a sanitary pad’s ad appeared on TV and you asked what was that about
None of your business, you’re too young to ask such questions.
3. That time when you asked what a condom is, after watching the ad
Dad…. silence….Mom…. pause… Shut up and go back to your bedroom!
4. All those occasions when your parents were yelling at your siblings and you were trying to add more reasons to the heated argument
You! You’re next, but right now just keep your mouth shut!
5. You were out in the market and every time you pointed towards something that you really wanted
Got heated stares that screamed SHUT UP!
6. When you asked a question from your syllabus about reproduction and they had no answer to it
Can’t you ask your teacher? Stop eating my brain!
7. Those times when you caught your parents lying to other parents and you were about to open your mouth and correct them
*Death glares* that said more than shut up!
8. When you were trying to explain to them why you flunked your test/ did not score good marks
Absolutely no explanations welcomed. Just shut up!
9. When you asked for money
Shut up!
10. When you tried to justify your actions
Don’t want to listen to your false justification, just don’t talk to me!
11. Those dreaded phone calls when they asked where are you and how long were you going to take to come back home?
Even before you could open your mouth to explain – Shut up!
12. When you tried to scare your parents by telling them that you will spill out their secrets
Instead of getting scared, they started bashing you! Never mess with parents dude, they’re always a team!
There is an important life lesson hidden in every shut up! Oh shut up, there’s none.
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