If you’re scared of animals, welcome to the club, you’re not alone. We are the unnoticed innocent minority in this dog and cat loving world. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t detest animals, we’re just shit scared when they are around.
1. You hide behind others when you see an animal approaching
Bhaag Milkha Bhaag.
2. You get suspicious when a dog starts following you on the street
You stop, they stop. OMG.
3. Bulls and cows sneaking up on you or chasing you tops the list of your scariest moments
4. You limit visits to your balcony or terrace to a minimum or not at all
Yes, those birds can be scary. Why take the risk?
5. Every time you hear the flapping of wings of a bird, you are filled with dread
Yew!
6. When a bird accidentally enters your house: Your panic level > Bird’s panic level
7. You are scared of bats swooping down on you at night
And the fact that they’re blind makes it even worse.
8. The way a cat stares at you makes you feel creepy
There’s something about cats.
9. Cats crying at night scare the shit out of you
10. You rarely visit friends who have pets
When you do, you make sure that their pet is all tied up..
..and when they suddenly appear out of nowhere & start sniffing you, you’re like
..TAKE THIS THING AWAY FROM ME..
Animals are cute, only in pictures and videos. Animal lovers, we shall wait for your hate mails. 😀