What If James Bond Was “Sanskari”? Twitter Has Some Pretty Hilarious Answers.

What is the first thought you get when you think about James Bond? Money, expensive cars, high-end weapons, women, more women, hot women, and of course 007. But what if James Bond had lived with Alok Nath and had a sankaari upbringing?

Twitterati had some pretty hilarious answers to this:

1.

#SanskariJamesBond will wear Dhoti and ‘Ram’ imprint shawl instead of Black suit.

— ThakurSaab. (@HathwalaThakur) November 18, 2015

 

2.

No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015

 

3.

#SanskariJamesBond Leaves for every mission after taking maa-bappu’s ashirwaad @HathwalaThakur

— sthakre (@shant_thakre) November 18, 2015

 

4.

#SanskariJamesBond will fail in every mission because he will check in on Facebook at every airport, hotel, beach…

— vadakkus (@vadakkus) November 18, 2015

 

5.

#SanskariJamesBond ‘s next assignment is to find the person who steals devotees chappals in day and Mandir’s ghant at night..

— Zoomie… (@zoomphatak) November 18, 2015

 

6.

#SanskariJamesBond never stays outside after 8 pm.

— Anuradha (@anuradha_kush) November 18, 2015

 

7.

#SanskariJamesBond Chikoo and milk. Shaken, not stirred.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015

 

8.

Bye Rolls Royce! #SanskariJamesBond is on a rath yatra.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015

 

9.

In #SanskariJamesBond movies, Bond girls will have names like Pooja & Aarti. “What’s Bond doing?” “Pooja & Aarti” “Oh!”

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015

 

10.

#sanskarijamesbond better use flowers next time to show kiss

— pro bak bak machine (@misfit_mee) November 18, 2015

 

11.

#SanskariJamesBond seduces women by lighting aggarbattis in his bedroom and then introduces them to his Mom.

— Ray Ban (@Purba_Ray) November 18, 2015

 

12.

#SanskariJamesBond will have Ganpati Aarti as background music.

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) November 18, 2015

 

13.

#SanskariJamesBond having Gau-Mutra! pic.twitter.com/dvo7dZPkbY

— Mahir Bhatt (@Mahir_Bhatt) November 18, 2015

 

14.

#SanskariJamesBond 's new car. pic.twitter.com/Z2FSvFh0BQ

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015

 

15.

Alka Yagnik to play bond girl and will be seen exposing lot of sad songs. #SanskariJamesBond

— Singha (@heisenjit) November 18, 2015

 

16.

Bae: No one’s home * #SanskariJamesBond sends security guards to protect her*

— Khayali Pulav (@dekhbhaidek) November 18, 2015

 

17.

James Bond movies will have heroines name as “Aarti”, “Pooja”, “Archana”, “Sanskriti”, etc. @doctoratlarge #SanskariJamesBond

— Anand Varma (@Indianguts) November 18, 2015

 

18.

#SanskariJamesBond would kill adversaries with kapalbhati

— Sanjay Arora (@chiefsanjay) November 18, 2015

 

19.

The name’s Bond, James Sitaram Krishnakumar Bond #SanskariJamesBond

— Champ McLovin (@BolshoyBooze) November 18, 2015

 

20. =

#SanskariJamesBond Dies Another Day and gets reincarnated the next day.

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 18, 2015

 

21.

Weapon of #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/xzNzdJkimv

— RTist Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 18, 2015

 

22.

Exclusive picture of #SanskariJamesBond inspecting a Woman with Stomachache. pic.twitter.com/VnALGmXSHZ

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) November 18, 2015

 

23.

Kissing scenes in James Bond movies. #SanskariJamesBond @doctoratlarge pic.twitter.com/dUbRymBZ4j

— Anand Varma (@Indianguts) November 18, 2015

 

24.

Pic 1: James Bond Pic 2: #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/IpJes1IGGY

— Aw Man (@Fabled_Me) November 18, 2015

Alok Nath would be so so proud.