Salman Khan Just Tweeted He’s Found A Girl, And People Are Firing Jokes Already!

Desperate times need desperate measures. Valentine’s Day is literally a week away and every single person is scampering to find someone they can enjoy the ‘heart wala latte’ with. Don’t know about their success rate, but something quite phenomenal has happened amidst all this. The most single person on this planet has found someone for themselves, and it is none other than Ab Tak Virgin and sabke Bhaijaan, Salman Khan!

I suggest all Bhai fans sit down for this.

History will remember this as the day Salman Khan made an announcement that sent a tidal wave of relief all over the country: Bhai has found a girl!

Mujhe ladki mil gayi

— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) February 6, 2018

WHAT?????? Who is she? Is this for a movie? Account hacked? Where is Arnab Goswami’s “India wants to know” when you need it?

Bigg Boss chahte hain ke Salman confession room mein aayein and tell us everything we want to know!

But after the initial shock faded away and you gain control of your senses, it dawns upon you that this is probably for a movie promotion. Maybe he’s found a heroine to cast opposite his jiju Ayush Sharma in his debut movie or something like that.

But Twitter, as always, got zero chill. And I’m so glad for that because their reactions are hilarious!

Some are LOLing. Others are TROLLing. And we are here reading it all and having the time of our lives! Cheggit!

1. Perfect example of how perfect things can be in parallel universes!

*in parallel world * https://t.co/7QzNA5pdpu

— 🎈kalyug ka devta🎈 (@tweetiya_hu) February 6, 2018

2. There were a couple of concerns that Bhai might have encountered a ‘Thailand problem’ and so, some caution was advised. Like, totally out of concern of course.

Hope you are not in Thailand. Check kar lena ek baar…

— The-Lying-Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 6, 2018

Lucky, when you had no time for love?

When you go to Thailand and it's your lucky day https://t.co/LxwIJ4bp4P

— Karan Talwar (@BollywoodGandu) February 6, 2018

3. All them movie references!

Careful, bhajrangi bhaijaan!

Ab usko Pakistan 🇵🇰 chodne mat chle jaana . 😝😝😝😝https://t.co/nLH5ZGq8d3

— DOCTOR !! 🇮🇳 (@Why_Doctor_) February 6, 2018

Arre bhai bhai bhai bhai!

bajrangi bhaijaan soon to be a bajrang dal's victim 🚩 https://t.co/jcpmmz25Wa

— Nikhil (@niquotein) February 6, 2018

Tiger saved!

Activate: Project Save The Tiger

— Imagination Junkie (@Jia1303) February 6, 2018

4. Speaking of Bajrang Dal, there were some legit V-Day conclusions being drawn.

Every single guy gets excited like this on Valentine. https://t.co/CdPPUVqtaL

— Vicky Pleeze (@vickypleeze) February 6, 2018

#ForeverAlone

https://twitter.com/Snakehips__/status/960770322428407808

Bhai giving #MondayMotivation on Tuesday!

Shit….now I really got to step my game up 😨 https://t.co/TIZHPFPk6x

— Dhritiman Bhaumik (@laconicironic) February 6, 2018

5. Bhai sort of brought the ‘single despo guy’ jokes upon himself. And it was pretty much an avalanche!

DM does not mean “Do Me”, FYI!

https://twitter.com/AndColorPockeT/status/960768061967032320

Crush Crush Hota Hai, Anjali. Tum nahin samjhogi!

crush: h-
me: https://t.co/LyG2HZjFjP

— Faizan. (@merabichrayaar) February 6, 2018

Bae-ryani much?

When she says: muje without alloo wali biryani pasnd hai
He: https://t.co/5j1jMawrxg

— Bushi (@Bushra_iShaikh) February 6, 2018

In love with Angel Priya and 32 others!

https://twitter.com/paharganj2paris/status/960777594768470016

Ouch but that’s what the stats say!

Men in Haryana, after searching for a long time https://t.co/DCN4d1kBLO

— Bade Chote (@badechote) February 6, 2018

6. Move over U19 world cup, can you imagine what a major win THIS is for India?

All aunties can relax now!

Half of the India's problem is Solved ! 😃 https://t.co/boGhVptYox

— Iam Aravind (@srk_aravind) February 6, 2018

This was all because of Modiji. Didn’t he promise #AchheDin?

https://twitter.com/VijaySingh2210/status/960778841173106689

7. But a more important thing also had to be celebrated. You know how as soon as a guy’s marriage gets fixed, he gets teased by his friends relentlessly about his soon-to-blossom sex life? Well!

Mubarak ho!

No more Virginity now. https://t.co/DW1rWoC7J8

— Self Isolated Sunil (@1sInto2s) February 6, 2018

Is Bhai’s Tiger Ready to do Dhinka chika? #Kthnxbye

Hope Aapka Tiger zinda ho..https://t.co/L59HAoo3cs

— Lol सलाम (@Lolsalam_) February 6, 2018

Of course, we couldn’t resist too!

When she chooses to eat samosa over pizzas
Me to mom: https://t.co/1YHNZA7qeW

— StoryPick (@StoryPicker) February 6, 2018

Imagine if one tweet could stir up such a frenzy, what would happen if Bhaijaan and future Bhabhijaan (if there’s any) pull a Virushka? Inshallah!

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