Bollywood has it’s moments. Not the tear shedding, emotional, ‘oh my god, amazing movie’ moments but ‘The F just happened’, ‘Are you kidding me?’ and ‘I can’t believe how ridiculous this is’, moments. These are the movies that would seem funny as all hell after you start trippin (on life, not what you think 😉
When you watch it, you’ll know life has new meaning and you’ve got a whole genre of this sensational stuff to explore.
1. Deshdrohi
Description: This movie is a KRK masterpiece. A lot of bad stuff happens to him but you know he deserves it, because the acting in this movie, did a lot of bad stuff to our mental state of mind and sanity.
2. Good Boy, Bad Boy
Description: This is a Tusshar Kapoor Movie. That’s all there is to know.
3. Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.
Description: Loud, noisy, self righteous leader of a girl gang has to ‘see a boy’, boy comes home, they fall in love, they make out. Turns out ‘boy’ is not the ‘man’ who was supposed to be shown to girl. How did this confusion happen? Because the movie budgeted for a CGI Dog but not the money to call up ‘sister matchmaker’, sitting in USA.
4. Love Story 2050
Description: Harman Baweja goes into the future to bring his girlfriend back. Too bad he can’t do it in real life, now that would have made a good movie.
5. Karzzzz
Description: This movie is as useless and unnecessary as it’s extra z’s.
6. Cash
Description: It’s a big heist. It steals common sense, logic and entertainment from you vocabulary.
7. Xpose
Description: Himesh Reshammiya acts in it.
8. Gunda
Description: It’s an elaborate poem. If you put everyone’s dialogues together, it would form one long, very perverted (Mera naam hai Bulla, rakhta hoon Khula), ridiculously detailed long poem.
9. Ram Gopal Verma Ki AAG
Description: Spoof of Sholay.
10. Radio
Description: Himesh Reshammiya acts in it part 2.
11. Himmatwala
Description: The Tiger was the only one acting here.
12. Prem Aggan
Description: It’s an ‘inappropriate for humans’ kind of movie. With some super speed love and an exercise routine you can’t forget. But what moves you to tears of laughter is the dialogue delivery. Fardeen Khan clearly has a resting straight face.
13. What’s Your Raashee?
Description: This dude is tripping on some serious shizz. He wants to get married, so instead of finding himself a girlfriend, he realizes how ugs he is and opts for arrange marriage. He meets 12 girls, guess why? One from each zodiac sign, and then the movie goes on to stereotype like a punjabi aunty (there I did it too). The movie is so long that you loose a couple of years from your life.
14. Jaani Dushman
Description: If you’re looking for a movie with the best visual effects, you’ve found it. Two sleezy students try to rape a girl, say sorry and get away with it, then they do it again. She tries to kill herself and then a snake who was in love with her avenges her. Yes a snake, with powers, enough to make him pull moves from the Matrix.
15. Hello
Description: It’s a movie in a call centre based on a Chetan Bhagat book. Do you really need a description? But let’s focus on Katrina, oh wait, that’s the one thing the camera man forgot to do.
16. Taarzan
Description: It’s a car, that’s haunted in a garlic and lasoon can’t solve that way. It talks, it drives itself, basically it’s the Godfather of cars and it belongs to a weirdo, Ayesha Takia romancing lanky dude, who’s actually the son of teh ghost who haunts the car. No points for guessing, the car takes ‘badla’ by killing his murders.
17. Apne
Description: It’s the boxing equivalent of a let’s say ‘mythically true story’. Let’s see if you get it, Father asks his two sons (Sunny and Bobby) to follow in his career path. Dad was a good boxer (let’s say actor in context to our mythical truth) but his two sons fail at it miserably. Now for the made up part, Sunny Deol reclaims their family name by winning his last match, with his super innovative abuses and flawless english.
18. Rudraksh
Description: Bipasha Basu is a scientist, who hates long hair and calls her subjects Pagal, Sanjay Dutt is a healer who loves pooja (the cat not the person) and Sunil Shetty is a constantly yelling criminal. The best part about the movie are the things that pass of as ‘science facts’ and the description of ‘archeology’.
19. Aabra ka Daabra
Description: This little dude thinks he’s the Indian reincarnation of Harry Potter. He sings a lot, cries a lot and when the movie isn’t focusing on some seriously weird characters like Rang Birangi, it’s winning hearts over with it’s ‘super complicated’ dialogue delivery.
20. Saawariya
Description: People in blue go over the bridge. *Half an hour later* People in more blue go under the bridge. Movie over.
If you can’t Netflix and Chill, it’s time to add these movies to your must watch list and know there some justice in the world.