Are you even human if you haven’t made a New Year resolution and broken it? Definitely not. While resolutions are meant to be enthusiastically executed, we have turned them into punishments we load ourselves with, at the beginning of the New Year.
Therefore, ‘Resolution Fails’ are the only truths we have as proof, by the time the year crawls into the summers. And much to your joy, here are some hilarious examples:
Aagle saal, pakka!
2020 seems like more of a promising year to start the gym. #resolutionfail
— Ali V. (@ChiStirFry) January 3, 2019
Shit yaar.
It's not even 4 pm on the first day of my diet and I've eaten all my allowance for the day plus half a bag of sunflower seeds.#Resolution2019 #Fail
— Felly Connelly (@fellyconnelly) January 2, 2019
It ‘was’ a great idea.
Juicing is a great idea until you come home from work and eat the whole pack of your daughters bologna. #resolutionfails
— Darryl Koszman (@Junior_Kushman) January 10, 2015
You can’t do this to me, KFC!
Tried to go for a run, went for a KFC instead #ResolutionFails
— Aylissa🎙 (@aylissab) January 9, 2016
Give that man a medal.
I just fell asleep while meditating. #resolutionfail
— ImYourYoda (@mrsmiyagi201) January 2, 2019
That’s the wisest one you’ll ever see.
You failed your resolution ! https://t.co/zsxKs9tRjR
— Supermyan (@supermyan) January 2, 2019
Couldn’t relate more.
When 2019 has just begun and you have already fallen sick, missed the gym and had a fight with your parents. pic.twitter.com/gFnietS54K
— Bade Chote (@badechote) January 1, 2019
I have always been a winner.
My resolution was to fail and therefore I succeeded. #WhyMyResolutionFailed
— Wҽɳԃყ 🇺🇸🌞🌵 (@FlyTheBlueW) January 3, 2019
Pasta is love.
1 day into the new year and I’ve already eaten pasta twice today #resolutionfail
— 🌟AMELIA BORELLA 🎙Voice Over ArtÃst🌟 (@hellaborella) January 2, 2019
FML.
https://twitter.com/lulu_says2/status/1080327337927835648
Cheers to the New Year!
Told myslef i wasn't going to drink as much in 2019 and yet here it is 8 A.M. on January 1st and im chugging Miller lite! #HappyNewYear2019 #resolutionFail #JustBrettThings
— Brett Ryan Robinett (@robinettbrett) January 1, 2019
Dhokaaaaaa!
Failed New Year resolution in 3…2…1… pic.twitter.com/vaFOAXVYVN
— spread memes not germs (@MemesCentraI) December 31, 2018
This is my year!
I saw what you did there.
This year I will use #less #hashtags in all my #tweets, and also #tweet less #shit. #ResolutionFails
— Christo de Beer (@BaasDeBeer) January 2, 2015
Hahahaha! Cannot stop laughing.
So, we are almost a week into the new year…
It's truth time… Have you stuck to your resolution?#ResolutionFails pic.twitter.com/H16NhXWBIp— Park Holidays UK (@ParkHolidaysUK) January 7, 2016
Cheat days are excused.
I didn’t fail my New Years resolution already, today was just a cheat day.
— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) January 2, 2019
Let us all come together and shout ‘Bhagwan, humse na ho payega!’