Rajasthan BJP Prez Makes The Most Ridiculous Statement Involving History, Women & Cows!

Nowadays, if you turn on your television, you’ll hear news related to either of these topics: cows, Hindutva, lynchings and crimes against women. And despite the seriousness of these issues, the discourse around it’s pretty juvenile. Some are creating ids for cows, some are urging women to eat mangoes to give birth to sons and others are simply refuting credible data on violence. However, one BJP politician has topped them all by changing the face of India’s history.

While attending a press conference, Rajasthan BJP President Madan Lal Saini talked about the recent rise in lynchings under suspicion of smuggling cows. However, his speech quickly derailed into a botched history lesson.

“When Humayun was dying, he called Babur and told him, ‘if you want to rule Hindustan, you must keep three things in mind- respect cows, brahmins & women.'”

Now, if you read that and think “what’s wrong here?”, then we do have a problem here.

However, if you think there’s something wrong with Madan Lal’s history, you’re absolutely right. That’s because Humayun was Babur’s son and Babur died 25 years before Humayun. Additionally, since there’s no record of this conversation, Madan Lal’s historical accuracy is zero.

Netizens were taken by surprise but they soon calmed down to give Madan Lal a combo of trolling and history.

1. Abb Ravi Shastri kaha se aa gaya?

When Lal Bahadur Shastri was dying, he called Ravi Shastri and told him " If you want to remain the coach of team India, you would need to do laundry for Kohli" https://t.co/Z1f6JU46SV

— Rofl Gandhi 2.0 (@RoflGandhi_) July 26, 2018

2. I hope this was happening in a parallel universe.

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe powered by WhatsApp University… https://t.co/rQxKK6IW8x

— meghnad 🔗 (@Memeghnad) July 26, 2018

3. I bet he’ll say no one was around to see that so it’s false.

https://twitter.com/DrYAshokBabu/status/1022147856134754304

4. Telepathy, dude!

https://twitter.com/hi_paresh/status/1022147805182341120

5. Who knows? Who knows?

https://twitter.com/RahullGandhii/status/1022145628346843136

6. That’s what is called a ‘sick burn’!

Humayun originally called Alexander but his ISD was deactivated owing to excess love jihad. Then they formed a whatsapp group called destroy Hindus with the Pope as admin. Then they caused a drought that created #Rajesthan out of the Indian Ocean. Stop lynching #IndianHistory https://t.co/UWfYKT1iAe

— Siddharth (@Actor_Siddharth) July 25, 2018

7. Maybe Humayun had the Necronomicon.

Wtf! Called him back from the dead? Lol. https://t.co/27ncFN4djp

— inMufti (@sameermufti) July 25, 2018

8. He’s probably going to invoke Donald Trump in a few seconds.

Er, dear Sir, Babur was the father and Humayun the son !
and Humayun died in an accidental fall while descending a staircase, not in bed . https://t.co/bm3gxQmUtG

— Mrinal Pande (@MrinalPande1) July 25, 2018

9. They had CCTV back then? That’s so awesome!

No. He's right. He has CCTV footage of that day https://t.co/9xH01Qj2Tz

— Ranjeet – The Struggler (@life_hacker23) July 26, 2018

10. Apparently, yes.

pic.twitter.com/TTXt1XdA0X

— Arun Arora (@Arun2981) July 25, 2018

11. Why didn’t anybody tell me there’s a secret sequel to ‘Ouija’?

Summoned him using an Ouija board. And instead of asking him questions, gave him advice. Typical Humayun.

— Vinay Aravind 📷 (@vinayaravind) July 25, 2018

12. That’s true because it takes almost 25 years to receive a message.

Must have used BSNL to call him back in time 🤣🤣

Kaise kaise chu bhare hai @BJP4India me 😂

— Mahesh Satpute (@MaheshSatpute07) July 25, 2018

13. Hass hass ke log fatt jayenge.

pic.twitter.com/B3sW7IwIZW

— Tarif khan (@iamtrk_khan) July 25, 2018

14. Apne hi log hai actually.

Kaun hai ye log, aur kaha se ate hai… pic.twitter.com/zKnMQ53Hk7

— Farhan Honnala 🇮🇳 (@smfarhan11) July 25, 2018

15. Vedic phones sounds cool.

And he was only able to do it because Vedic phones had still not been banned by the Mughals. https://t.co/YF7kmQ0o9I

— Aunindyo Chakravarty #DesiDemocracy (@AunindyoC) July 26, 2018

16.That’s some high-level sci-fi happening here.

I can vouch for this. Humayun sent a DM to Babur, which was later hacked and leaked to the wikileaks. #💯original 🤦😂 https://t.co/qf4RtojeQT

— Bhuvan Bagga (@Bhuvanbagga) July 25, 2018

17. Christopher Nolan has got nothing on the Mughals.

Apparently the mughals had some seriously interstellar moves going on 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/OW5RQh02ks

— Girija Panigrahi (@PanigrahiGirija) July 26, 2018

18. Doc and Marty will be really glad to hear that.

Time travels exists folks!!! https://t.co/OzyW4if51S

— Prateek Malhotra (@KabiraSpeeking) July 26, 2018

19. Is he the kid from ‘Sixth Sense’ all grown up?

Humayun was talking to Babur's ghost and this man was eavesdropping. https://t.co/M5b2g1vqYT

— Benlita Pinto/ಬೆನ್ಲಿಟಾ ಪಿಂಟೊ (@Benlita_Pinto) July 25, 2018

20. That must be some good weed then.

https://twitter.com/whimsydaisy/status/1022235861948059648

So, what did you think happened back in the 1500s? Did Babur really come back from the dead and talk to Humayun? Did he have access to the Philosopher’s Stone? So many questions, so little time.