Yougaiz, I’m not in a good personal space. And I’d like to render my apologies in advance because no part of your otherwise happening mid-week catastrophy aka Wednesday (sorry, for the sarcasm) is going to get better with this post.
No, it’s not ‘my time of the month’, neither am I heartbroken because my Tinder/blind date totally stood me up. I’m dejected because PRIYANKA CHOPRA has triggered the animal in me.
(No, not in a creepy way, you perv!)
Honestly, I’m always like the first one to sing praises about the amazing things that she does with her time but unfortunately, the hip-hip-hurrahs have gone beyond, along with her work commitments and what can I say it’s getting crowded.
Okay, let me rephrase that in a way you’d like me to…
Now, it’s no news that PC is too busy to be doing all the things that she’s been doing. If you need a little help with the memory, allow me to enlighten…
In case you have been living under a rock, Priyanka is spending most of her time beyond the seas, playing Alex Parish and chasing the bad guys…
Times when she’s not in front of the camera, she’s still making headlines as the Global Goodwill Ambassador Of UNICEF and standing up for the right causes.
Even when it means to sit down with the busier PM Modi about issues she feels passionately about.
Rest of the times she’s busy being the awesome aunt she is…
And low-key hanging out with her gals pals including would-be royal, Meghan Markle!
Yes, all these things in the time you and me wasted thinking about excuses to get out of socialising.
Now, while I sincerely get the drive and the pace, something…something about PC has scared the daylights out of me. There’s no other way of saying this but…
Priyanka has over 2 lakh UNREAD mails! That’s right, her ‘Quantico’ co-star, Alan Powell recently shared inevitable evidence on Insta and aaaaahhhhhh!
“Guys…guys…don’t ever email @priyankachopra … she apparently NEVER reads it! This is is the record…I defy anyone to beat it unbelievable. #ithoughtiwasbad #commaplacementconfusesme”
And hey, it’s not just me. There are others who have been scarred with this and I have testimonials.
‘Paranoid!’
Tell me about it…
Same, peaches from Paris.
Because there certainly should be!
Oh, yeah there were people fighting about the comma placement in the numbers…
But mostly, Ahhhhhh!!!
LITERALLY!
Why PC? WHY?
Also, when can I come over to get that thing *cringes* sorted?