Sex Life Of Peacocks Is Breaking The Internet And Twitter Has Risen Up To The Occasion

Never (ever) in my wildest dream, did I imagine, there would be a day, where we would get together to discuss the sex life of peacocks. But what can I say, India is a land of miracles. Miracles that can not only change perceptions but bear the potential of challenging basic biology and the ways of procreation.

Here, let me give you a context.

Rajasthan High Court judge, Mahesh Chandra Sharma on Wednesday recommended that cow should be our national animal because of all the reasons known to mankind. While that was his personal view, he took it a notch higher with THIS.

#WATCH Jaipur: Peahens and peacocks don't have sex, the peacock cries then peahen drinks those tears and gets pregnant-Justice M Sharma pic.twitter.com/Tph1lzNZqD

— ANI (@ANI) May 31, 2017

“Peahens and peacocks don’t have sex, the peacock cries then peahen drinks those tears and gets pregnant.”

Damn you, biology/reason/logic/sense.

P.S- Don’t miss his ‘cow is a surgeon’ bit.

 

Needless to say, it didn’t take Twitter much time to come with a gamut of reactions, especially for that particular statement. 

1. LEGIT

https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/870147709281239043

 

2. The question of the hour!

If Peacocks aren't into sex and run around collecting tears then where are all these Peacocks coming from ? pic.twitter.com/KmwVMZwYoW

— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) May 31, 2017

 

3. Saw this coming TBH!

Peacocks never have sex. Who knew peacocks were Mechanical Engineers.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 31, 2017

 

4. Ram jane!!!

Now this makes me homesick- missing all the fun- Peacocks don't have sex because jungle main mor nacha, kisne dekha?https://t.co/YB45nY2j9r

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) May 31, 2017

 

5. Look what you’ve done Arijit! 

Finally judge Saheb has decoded this conversation.. #Peacock.. #Peahen #Jaipur #RjAlok pic.twitter.com/CyvcaOMgWe

— RJ ALOK (@OYERJALOK) May 31, 2017

 

6. ‘Here, take some sanskar!’

Peahen's friend – Aisa kya dikhta hai tujhe us peacock me !!
Peahen – Uski aankhen.. jab dekhti hu to… 😍😍
Friend – Chee… gandi morni.

— Hema Řekha & Jaya 🐦 (@awk_doc) June 1, 2017

 

7. Ummmmmm

Hmm.. pic.twitter.com/j7PKRtnqui

— Akash (@vaderakash) May 31, 2017

 

8. Get it? Get it? 

Peacock: I love walking in the rain, because then nobody can see me having sex.

— Constant Nomad (@khurafatijaat) May 31, 2017

 

9. *slow claps*

Peahen while masturbating (thinking about hot Peacock)-

Dil ke armaan aasuon mein beh gaye.

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) May 31, 2017

 

10. Prevention is better than…

https://twitter.com/BoscoUnchained/status/869986835497328640

 

11. Oh, the irony! 

What does the peacock say to the peahen when he is not in the mood? “Pushpa, I hate tears" #RajasthanJudge #bramhacharipeacock

— T S Sudhir (@Iamtssudhir) May 31, 2017

 

12. Just so you know! 

By logic of peacock being national bird coz he don't have sex and drinks tears, all men after a decade of marriage are national husbands.

— KB 🌙🌱 (@MyHyness) June 1, 2017

 

13. Ingenious! 

The Viagra for peacocks pic.twitter.com/X02IncX1kI

— Riya Mukherjee ریا مکھرجی (@riyalovezu) May 31, 2017

 

14. No? Okay! 

pic.twitter.com/g3iT5UaMrA

— Qamar (@usmaniqaiser) May 31, 2017

 

15. On another note! 

"Peahen doesn't need to have sex to get pregnant, it just swallows 'tears' of the peacock"

And here is proof… pic.twitter.com/uvUDFEJrXW

— Restored (@brumbyoz) May 31, 2017

Who would have thought? Really WHO? Also, Darwin must be turning in his grave!

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