It’s not everyday you get to hear this, but yes, 32-year-old Paul Silver is getting his bum-hole sewn up. But before you jump to conclusions, read on.
Paul suffers from Crohn’s Disease that is an inflammatory bowel disease, and before he gets a bionic bumhole, he wants to take a dump at Britain’s nicest toilets.
And people are actually sponsoring for him to do it.
Paul has so far ticked the famous Shard and the National Centre for Circus Arts off his poo bucket list, and has Harrods, the Royal Albert Hall and the Houses of Parliament in his sight.
He said, “From what I gather, they’re literally sewing it up shut, so I’ll be a Ken doll from behind.
From the front I’m 100% normal and functioning.”
Paul is set to undergo permanent ileostomy on April 21st, but has decided to go for a poo marathon
Paul adds,”It’s made the next three weeks, which was going to be filled with anxiety and uncertainty, a bit of fun.
I know a lot of people are laughing at me as well as with me, but I try and make it so you’re not laughing at me too much.
I look at it like this: I lost my dignity a long time ago; I’ve had all these procedures done to me, like colonoscopies, and when it comes to this activity I don’t have any dignity left, and I’m glad that’s gone because I can have fun with that now.”
Well, we can just hope that all ends well with Paul and his poo. I’m sure we will miss his poo stories as much as he will miss pooing
News Sources: Metro UK, The Vice
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