The New ‘Pinching Hand’ Emoji Is The Perfect Weapon For Every Woman Who Gets Unsolicited Pics

Dicks come in all sizes. They can be big, medium, small, bent, straight, you name it. And if you know anything about the human reproductive system, then you’ll know that men don’t really have a way to alter it (at least naturally) and have to live with it for the rest of their lives.

Now, while some sections of the gender learn to work their way around it, others tend to compensate for it in various ways (thereby giving birth to the “small dick” jokes). And the worst are those men who use it to ruin somebody’s (mostly girls) day by getting in their DM’s. However, if it’s safe to say that their time is up.

A new emoji that will soon land in everybody’s smartphones shows a hand making a pinching motion. According to Emojipedia, its official description is,

“A hand with thumb and index finger in close proximity. Used to suggest that something is small, or to gesture a small amount.”

However, netizens have denoted it as the official emoji to respond to men with small dicks. And, to be honest, it’s the best burn a man can get.

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1092892003388530688

I was waiting for this one https://t.co/LyJPoC60av

— Munashe🌸 (@i_am_muenashe) February 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Dalirocksursox/status/1093148918798581761

And his dick was this big https://t.co/gO9weErKrw

— my name is trudy (@Tiredofbeingaw1) February 5, 2019

It's over for us men

Any argument with a woman they just reply with this and we've lost https://t.co/uY8YBqtNQg

— Afro Smash 🎮 Origami King 🎮 (@TheAfroSmash) February 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/fckzmcr/status/1092928099346513925

https://twitter.com/xSavageShannonx/status/1093250129342144514

https://twitter.com/YorkshireBurned/status/1093189269399597057

https://twitter.com/sadbitchhourz/status/1093373998782660608

https://twitter.com/iamblacNwhite/status/1093028770066382848

Some dude's life is going to be ruined with this https://t.co/zJiARMKjDr

— John Duffley, Jr. (@johnduffley) February 5, 2019

men.. a nationwide attack is brewing.. https://t.co/IicudDymVo

— chad (@abioticfailure) February 5, 2019

That's just making fun of someone's dick… #femdom #Findom https://t.co/W2H3nQo5Vz

— 👣 (@the_pacifier_x) February 7, 2019

Small penis emoji coming to our phones in 2019. https://t.co/OXurFJzHP6

— Q. Allan Brocka (@allanbrocka) February 5, 2019

MEN WE IN TROUBLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL https://t.co/4L37HMbclj

— Caleb dean (@calebdean22) February 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/azng0ddess/status/1093013294808391680

bitches finna abuse tf out this. lmaooo https://t.co/Xn0cVDER0U

— b.⚜️ (@real__bwes) February 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/xoclits/status/1092896615239729155

This emoji was made for female group chats 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/28iusGNqaB

— Numb Face. (@CoSign_Forbes) February 5, 2019

About to be grindr's most used emoji https://t.co/JTONvMUgM1

— Andy (@otterbotch) February 5, 2019

So, girls (and anyone else) who have been hit by unsolicited dick pics or had to listen to a man’s thesis on how good their dick is, don’t waste your time writing a long-ass reply to them. Just use the pinching hand emoji and watch them spontaneously burst into flames.