Periods. It’s kind of a scary, painful and feel good topic for girls. Scary because obviously if they miss it. Painful because it is painful when it’s happening. And lastly, feel good because it feels good to know that they’re healthy.
The secret thoughts are finally out, these are the things girls think about when their periods get delayed.
1. Didn’t do anything since I last got my periods, then whyyyyy???
IYKWIM
2. Ugh! My hormones, why can’t they function fine?
Hormones can act drunk sometimes.
3. Maybe because winter just passed. It’s okay, happens
That’s how we console ourselves.
4. Am I mentally thinking about getting pregnant and that’s the reason for my delayed period?
Shit! I should stop thinking completely.
5. Where is all the food that generates heat?
I need papaya right now!
6. Have I gained weight recently? Do I look fat?
Wondering what fatness has got to do with delayed periods? Read.
7. Did I stress too much recently? I should stop working so hard
Okay, stop stressing more over why they’re delayed?
8. How many kilos did I lose lately? Do I look anorexic?
Why can’t my weight just remain constant, like my monotonous life?
9. Did something happen that I can’t happen to remember?
IFYWIM
10. Was the condom not of good quality? Fuck!
OMG! OMG! OMG!
11. What if I get pregnant?
What will I do? Should I talk to him?
12. When you finally get your periods, you sigh like never before!
Wait, now let me mess around with him for a few more days. 😉
It’s weird, it’s complicated. Boys, you won’t get it. Girls you definitely know what I mean. 😉