If you break a sweat every single time someone says, “yaar, meri proxy laga dena, kisi koh pata nahi chalega”, you fall into the category of being a terrible liar. Even if it’s a simple thing like covering up for someone, you become awkward and tense, and you really just want it all to stop so that you can become normal again.
Here are the traits of being a terrible liar.
1. You start behaving awkwardly when you have to lie to someone
2. Covering up for someone when they ask you to, is the hardest for you
*Looks away when someone asks a favour*
3. When someone asks you to proxy for them in class, a part of you dies
Why, why me?!
4. You often end up saying stupid things to cover up for the lies you tell
Wait, what was I supposed to lie to my parents about? *panic*
5. You are the last person to know about surprise parties because you can’t be cool about it for too long
Well, it hurts, but it’s true. Sigh.
6. Sometimes, you can manage white lies pretty well
Like telling someone they look good even though they look hideous, because you don’t want to hurt their feelings.
7. And when you manage to tell a big lie, you feel joy that cannot be explained
Even though those moments are rare.
8. When you’re standing next to your friend while they’re lying to someone, you try your best to conceal your expression
And end up being extremely weird.
9. It constantly amazes you how your friends come up with good, convincing lies
They have the gift. 🙁
10. But, because your lying abilities are lacking, people come to you for honest opinions about things
Because no way in hell can you lie about it. Even if you try.
11. And your honesty makes you a hit among them
Be it friends or just acquaintances, you’re known as the person who will be honest even if you don’t wish to be. And that’s awesome. 😀