In today’s day and age, where you can make a ‘move’ on your crush via various apps, it is important to stand out. Because our WhatsApp, Facebook, Tinder, Instagram and Twitter inboxes are filled with messages from strangers wanting to know us. So would you rather respond to a message that reads, “What to be frands?” or would you go for something more interesting?
Yes, thinking out of the box doesn’t just apply while working a corporate job. Real life mein bhi zaroori hai!
Here’s a classic example. A woman named Vaishnavi took to Twitter to share screenshots of messages she received from a guy trying to throw his shot via Instagram DMs. His pickup line is SMOOOOOOTH.
He wrote, “Wanted to lyk (let you know) there’s an account using your photos.”
When Vaishnavi asked, “Where?”, he sent the Instagram profile link of NASA that has gorgeous pictures from outer space. He wrote, “Bc you are out of this world.”
I mean…this pickup line is…
Here’s a look at his messages:
The guy went on to write that he wanted to grab her attention somehow. And while he did manage to do so, the woman said she wasn’t looking for anything romantic. However, she was mighty impressed and decided to give credit where it was due.
Have a look at her tweet here:
This bro in my insta DMs with serious rizz. pic.twitter.com/YRuDHSvjTe
— Valia (@Vaishnavioffl) March 28, 2023
A king. Credit where credit is due. pic.twitter.com/9NX3WxrD4Q
— Valia (@Vaishnavioffl) March 28, 2023
He managed to impress not just her but several others on Twitter who thought he was an absolute legend. Here’s what some of them said:
Too good 🤣
— Protima Tiwary (@DumbbellsnDrama) March 28, 2023
gems of simps
— famished warthog (@amrtsh) March 28, 2023
Legend! 😂😂😂😂
— Accidental Writer (She/Her) (@accidentlwriter) March 28, 2023
these days there’s not many ways to compliment a woman that hard without being creepy/sexist. This one was not that bad
— Rushi Vishavadia (@rushiv) March 28, 2023
Where can I find someone like this?
— Mottai Bawss (@_kailash_h_) March 29, 2023
Where do I subscribe to find a person like this? 😛