No matter how nice you are as a person, there are some people who bring out the ugly side of you- the one where you want to be as curt, sarcastic, and rude to them just because you can’t stand them.
Here are a few one-line insults you can use on them when you know no better way out:
1. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Apply cold water to burned area.
2. If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured
Preach.
3. I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
Clearly.
4. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world
It seems to be working on me!
5. I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking
Can’t do nothin’ about that, yo.
6. I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance
Touchè.
7. You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball
Getit? Getit? Getit?
8. Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand
It’s so adorable! 🙂
9. You’re so ugly, that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you
Lawyered!
10. If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid
🙂
11. Here’s 5 rupees, call all your friends and give me back the change
Do that.
12. Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Is it?
13. I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?
Thousands over one.
Over, and out.