13 Clever Insults That Will Easily Make You Win Any Argument Ever

No matter how nice you are as a person, there are some people who bring out the ugly side of you- the one where you want to be as curt, sarcastic, and rude to them just because you can’t stand them.

Here are a few one-line insults you can use on them when you know no better way out:

1. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Apply cold water to burned area.

 

2. If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured

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Preach.

 

3. I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

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Clearly.

 

4. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

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It seems to be working on me!

 

5. I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking

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Can’t do nothin’ about that, yo.

 

6. I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance

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Touchè.

 

7. You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball

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Getit? Getit? Getit?

 

8. Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand

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It’s so adorable! 🙂

 

9. You’re so ugly, that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you

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Lawyered!

 

10. If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid

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🙂

 

11. Here’s 5 rupees, call all your friends and give me back the change

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Do that.

 

12. Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

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Is it?

 

13. I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?

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Thousands over one.

Over, and out.

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