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Some girlfriends make you want to pull out your hair and go bat shit crazy but there is some obscure girl logic attached to everything they say, that you will never unearth. One such law of girl logic is things that girls deem okay for themselves to do during a relationship but their boyfriends would be hanged in relationship court for it.
It may seem unfair but it saves you an argument with your girlfriend, if you know what these laws first hand.
1. It’s okay for your girlfriend to think a boy is hot and say it out loud.
But
If you do the same (for a hot girl, who isn’t an actress), you might face death penalty.
2. Girls can call you an asshole or any other swear word in the English dictionary
But
God forbid if you so much as call her an idiot.
3. They have full liberty to switch off their phone during girls night
But
If you’re phone is even unreachable when you’re hanging out with the guys, be prepared for the phone calls your friends are going to get.
4. Â If your girlfriend’s Facebook wall is filled with pictures with her guy friends, it’s because she’s social
But
If you have a picture with a hot girl, you’re being a Casanova.
5. Girls can hang out with an ex they’ve known forever,
But
You sir, will hear no end to even a 5 minute chance meeting with your own ex.
6. If you are late for a date by more than 15 minutes, prepared to deal with taunts all night,
But
She can come 1 hour late and all you can do is be understanding.
7. If you don’t say ‘I love you’ before keeping the phone, it’s because you don’t love her anymore, you take her for granted or have taken another lover
But
If she doesn’t say it, it’s because her parents are around.
8. Your girlfriend has full permission to be turned on and make out with you, even if you’re in the middle of making an important presentation,
But
If you so much as suggest making out when she’s busy, you’re not romantic, you’ll be labelled as plain ‘Horny’.
9. If your girlfriend doesn’t want to celebrate an anniversary or valentines day it’s alright
But
If you say ‘Let’s skip Valentines Day this year’, you are going to find yourself very single the rest of the year.
10. It’s necessary for all your friends, family, pets and dead relatives to know she’s your girlfriend
But
She can’t tell her Dad, because, you know, he’s really strict
So boys, gear up and be prepared for a ride of a lifetime. It’s worth every fight.Â
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