Miley Cyrus’s Sister Noah Cyrus Is Selling Her Tears In A Bottle For ₹8.6 Lakh

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Fans have been known to purchase some pretty questionable tokens of their favourite celebs.  A used tissue, a broken shoe, a half-eaten piece of french toast, a chewed piece of bubble gum etc. I’ve never been able to understand why anyone would spend thousands of rupees on things like this. But hey, it’s their life and their money, so who am I to judge?

However, when a celeb herself comes forward to sell a bottle of her tears, my resolve does shake a bit.

Yep, Miley Cyrus’s little sister and singer Noah Cyrus is selling her tears in a bottle.

Well, I guess it shouldn’t be much of a surprise since she’s all about sharing her emotions with her fans. Her “Make Me (Cry)” is pretty much an anthem for all those going through a breakup.

And since crying and tears seem to be a recurring theme in her work, it only seems fair that she would do something like this ahead of the release of her debut EP “Good Cry”.

The tears come in a tiny little clear glass bottle with a dropper-style topper and is priced at ₹8.6 lakh.

The description of the product sold on the website PizzaSlime.com reads:

“This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.”

So are we clear on that folks? They’re tears of sadness, not happiness. Alright?

According to the PEOPLE, the 18-year old just broke up with her boyfriend Lil Xan which could explain these expensive tears.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn33nbBF2Nl/?hl=en&taken-by=lil_xannnnn

She also has a pretty clear disclaimer about the use of her tears by the way:

“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super fucking weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”

Ummm… Okay, glad you cleared that part out.

Apart from the tears, she also has a few other products in her merch line, which go with the emo vibe:

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If there are people on this planet willing to shell out ₹8 lakh for 12 drops of tears, I’m very concerned.

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