This Twitter Spoof Of 50 Shades Of Grey Has Taken ‘Talking Dirty’ To A Whole New Level

The erotica, ’50 Shades Of Grey’ caused a major sensation worldwide. Love it or hate it, you are bound to have some reaction to it. Be it the movie, the book or the spoofs, ’50 Shades of Grey’ managed to capture attention quickly and effectively.

This Twitter account named ‘50 Nerds Of Grey‘ has banked on the 50 shades brand effectively and given it a twist of nerd on the side.

Here are some of the funniest tweets from this account that are sure to leave you in splits:

1.

‘I’ve been a very bad girl,’ she said, biting her lip. ‘I need to be punished.’ ‘Very well,’ he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015

 

2.

‘Hurt me!’ she begged, leaning over his desk. ‘Alright,’ he said. ‘Your phone’s out of date and you’re terrible at quadratic equations.’ — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 11, 2015

 

3.

‘It’s so long!’ she squealed, ‘I don’t think it’s going to fit!’ ‘Sorry,’ he said, ‘It isn’t easy saying what you want in 140 characters.’

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015

 

4.

He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015

 

5.

‘So,’ she said, entering his bedroom, ‘This is where the magic happens.’ ‘Oh yes,’ he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015

 

6.

‘Remove your clothes,’ she said in a calm, clear voice. ‘Now bend over the table.’ He silently obeyed. There was no point arguing with Siri. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 8, 2015

 

7.

‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!’ ‘Alright,’ he said. ‘What’s the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?’

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015

 

8.

He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015

 

9.

‘How do you feel about wearing black leather?’ he asked. ‘Ok,’ she said. ‘Good,’ he smiled, ‘Then you can be Darth Vader and I’ll be R2-D2.’

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015

 

10.

‘I just can’t get enough of your curves,’ he said, licking his lips and squirming with excitement. Kevin really liked the new Google logo. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015

 

11.

He only had one fetish – MILFs . . . Muggles I’d Like to Fondle.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 11, 2015

 

12.

‘Do what you want!’ she cried lying back on the bed. ‘I love a man who takes control.’ ‘OK’ he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015

Aptly explains the love story of a nerd, doesn’t it! 😉