Microblogging site Twitter has become that jaadu ka pitara that keeps on giving. All thanks to the people who keep posting about the bizarre incidences that they encounter. And talking of weird incidences here’s a man sharing about a funny conversation he had with his mother that almost gave him a mini heart attack.
Twitter user ‘Balm Threat’ was taken aback when his 72-year-old mom informed him that she was going to her first ‘sex party’ and didn’t know what to bring, reported The Indian Express.
So, he decided to ask the retired kindergarten teacher some ‘delicate’ questions about the party. And it was only after this interrogation that he found out that his mom was going to a ‘gender reveal’ and not a ‘sex party’. He shared about this incident on Twitter.
My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."
— Balm Threat (@balmthreat) June 15, 2020
Sharing his mom’s picture, he also said he wanted to ensure that she was going to the ‘appropriate’ party.
Well hearing my Mother, a retired kindergarten teacher, proclaim such a thing – I wanted to ensure that she was going to the appropriate party. Here she is! pic.twitter.com/5RoTqye6zh
— Balm Threat (@balmthreat) June 16, 2020
Well, some people had a good laugh hearing about their conversation. There were also some who said she was technically correct.
Literally laughed out loud. My wife is staring at me now, waiting for an explanation.
— Juan Upsman (@thejuanupsman) June 16, 2020
Thanks to your mom for making me wipe a mouthful of beer off my phone screen!
— P. C. Phartblossom (@PCPhartblossom) June 16, 2020
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This tweet wins the internet!! 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/CrhuLGP57c
— AZ Red Sox fan 🇺🇸 (@azredsoxfan65) June 17, 2020
I'm laughing… oh you know all of us will get a tweet from our children about us when we're old.
You know it… just you wait. 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/LWm73A60OH
— Carin Camen – Author (@CarinCamen) June 17, 2020
Sex Party (that resulted in the forthcoming procreation bring celebrated) is arguably more accurate than a Gender Reveal Party (considering there's a non 0 chance that gender may not be correct).
Just saying I'm personally going with "sex party" from now on.
— Jen (@jenelaina) June 16, 2020
shes not wrong though, gender is a construct that a fetus has no comprehension of
— KeepWearingYoMask 🏳️🌈💖💜💙 (@anoticingsenpa1) June 16, 2020
Others also shared the bizarre incidences they have had with their parents.
Bonus: I ended up having to explain to her why she can’t call them that and she asked me what the purpose of a strap-on was, then from the other room, my dad shouted “LESBIANS!”
— 🦓 Dorian Avery 🦓 (@ghostofadreamer) June 16, 2020
My dad asked me to help him pick out a vibrator for my mom.
Similar gentle questioning (I assume) means I helped him get my mom a back massage.
Also, we called flipflops thongs in the 80s which leads to all sorts of issues with my kids and their grandparents.
— Melissa Nemeth (@melissanemeth37) June 17, 2020
My MIL calls gender neutral names “bisexual names”. Such fun clearing up uncomfortable topics with older folks!
— 🌈Towanda the AmazIng Amazon Woman ⭐️ (@MamaMooMoo87) June 16, 2020
My mom once offered to host a coming out party.
For a baby.
It took a while to explain what that usually means these days…😅
— Marvel! at the Disco (@TeamSymbiote) June 16, 2020
My mom is 101, the other evening she had settled it to watch a movie, it was 50 Shades of Grey! I nearly died laughing! Fortunately she turned it off and went to bed before it had been on long. Parental controls takes on a new meaning!
— Debra Brown (@DebraBr81576310) June 17, 2020
My then-102-year-old grandmother had an electric back massage pillow you hook on to your chair. She called it her vibrator.
"You look stressed; would you like to use my vibrator?"
"Are you sure? Ten minutes or so and you'll feel very relaxed."
We never told her; how could we?
— (((Thinkaholic))) is antifa (@pooserville) June 16, 2020
Reminds me of many years ago when my MIL asked if we were buying "Playboys" for our boys for Christmas, then 10 & 8. After we were able to speak again & questioned her, we realized she meant Gameboys.
— MichRN (@frey1060) June 16, 2020
This reminds me of when my mom asked about my son’s “liquid friend.”
She meant gender fluid. https://t.co/FoMx1plGOl
— YourFavBlackAuntie (@greendoondoon) June 17, 2020
He must have been relieved to hear about the gender reveal party. Have you ever had such a funny conversation with your parents? Tell us.