You’d find a lot of penis stories on the net. Some gory, some ghastly, the interweb is actually full of stories about men who have got their genitals chopped off for reasons more than one. And I know because I bring you those stories!
And if you haven’t guessed it already, let me tell you…today will not be an exception. Although you’d realise that nobody loses a d*ck at the end of it, the pain is painful to even imagine. You’ll see.
According to Metro, a German guy decided to stick his penis into a 2.5Kg gym weight for reasons known to him!Â
While the man, a resident of the German town of Worms, did what he did, the situation got worse when his manhood got stuck in the hole.
So much so that, no doctor could help him break free. This is when the town fire-fighters were called-in for help, after THREE WHOLE HOURS!
That’s right, it was Fire Brigade Worms which rushed to the emergency and saved the day. In a Facebook post, the team said that they broke him free using power tools like angle grinders and hydraulic rescue device.Â
Yes, that’s the picture of the now-broken dumbbell.
The post also came with a statutory warning and we can see why!Â
“How a few of our fire fighters can be so delicate is shown by a message from the somewhat different kind that arrived at the control center today, Friday, 15.09.2017. The professional fire brigade was called to the hospital in Worms. One person had a very sensitive body part in the hole of a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc clamped. With the aid of the cutting grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic rescue device, the weight could be removed after three hours. The fire brigade and a firefighter of the voluntary unit were the city center.”
“Please do not imitate such actions!”
Damn right, guys! DON’T. I mean, what if the firefighters don’t reach on time. Think about it.
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