“Beta thodi moti ho gayi na?” No matter how many times the nosy padoswali aunty reminds me of my concerning weight gain, I am still not able to lose those extra kilos. And, no it’s not because I haven’t tried or I don’t want to, it’s simply because I just can’t give up my favorite junk foods. Also, the fact that I hate exercising doesn’t really work in my favor.
Speaking of which, a twitter user recently asked people online for advice on how to lose weight. Her only criterion – the routine should involve zero exercises and have unlimited cheese and bacon. Imagine eating all your favorite dishes and still not gaining those inches. Wouldn’t that be magical?!
Looking to lose 10lbs in a way that involves zero exercise and unlimited cheese and bacon. Serious suggestions only.
— lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 (@lylelaun) October 30, 2020
She further added a few other yummy goodnesses to her “diet”:
I should mention I also want bread and pasta still. And alcohol. And sugar.
— lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 (@lylelaun) October 30, 2020
Many people online had some hilarious suggestions about how she could lose those “extra kilos” without working out:
Leave some beef or chicken out on the counter for 2 days before you eat it
— Shannon (@theevilwriter) October 30, 2020
get an inflammatory bowel disease that ruins your appetite and equates food consumption with pain. source: me.
— abyssmal (@AlmostHuuman) October 30, 2020
The easiest way to lose 10lbs of cheese and bacon is to eat it, of course!
— Tim #EndSARS 🔰🌺🌍 (@Morosoph) October 30, 2020
Add alcohol… and watch those pounds fall off
— George (@Kinggeebee1) October 30, 2020
adjust your scale -10 pounds.
— Ike (@cdiike) October 30, 2020
Eat all you want of everything before noon. Then only water 💦 until the next day.
— AD Schindler (@ADSchindler) October 30, 2020
Convert $100 to British currency. You should lose about 10 pounds in the exchange. Provides the opportunity to lose more pounds too.
— Arlo Clarke (@Arlo_Clarke) October 30, 2020
Well, while it would be dream come true if losing weight was that easy but there’s no shortcut to leading a healthy life. Don’t you think so? Tell us!