If We Were Still In Shakespearean Era, This Is How We Would Abuse

Enough with using words like bitch, fucker, assh*le and so on. If you must curse, then curse in style, why don’t you? Take some inspiration if you will. Take it from the master, the one and only – Shakespeare!
Imagine a world where we still speak the language of Shakespeare (imagine the breeches and long gowns too, if you want). Imagine being wooed by sentences like “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day”, and imagine yourself cursing because ‘ugh, as if!’. So how do you do that (cursing I mean)? This is how…

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Go slay thou crumple-backed nincompoop. 😀

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