Kim Jong Un Is Afraid To Leave His Poop Behind, Brings His Own Portable Toilet To Singapore

As far as historic things go, a meeting between the President of the United States, Donald Trump, and North Korea dictator, Kim Jong-Un, definitely makes it to the top of the list. But nope, that’s not what has caught my fancy as much as the extremely WTF news about Kim Jong Un’s portable toilet!

Yeah, gimme a sec to explain.

So, if you are woke folks who read the news, you know about the Singapore Summit where Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un signed a bittersweet agreement that could be the beginning of the complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.

While a lot about the meeting has been under scrutiny—that bizarre handshake, Kim’s sightseeing selfies, and Trump’s ‘fat’ joke—people seem to be fascinated by the personal portable toilet that the North Korean dictator lugged along for his trip!

According to Financial Express, he was staying at the St. Regis hotel in Singapore, and while most folks would find their toilets pretty usable, Kim not so much.

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So what’s the deal? Can’t the ‘Little Rocket Man’ (as Trump regrets calling Kim) use public restrooms like any other normal person? Well, nope.

According to several media reports, Kim flew into Singapore with a convoy of three planes—one with him in it, and two decoy planes that carried his food and a personal toilet.

If you think ‘hygiene’ is the reason behind this weird cargo, then you’re not even close. Try security reasons!

According to Korean media, Kim Jong Un always brings around his personal portable toilet because his ‘business’ must be protected from ending up in the wrong hands.

Yeah, stay with me on this.

Kim believes that if any foreign forces were to obtain a sample of his ‘poop’ by using sewer divers, they could gain insight into his extremely secret life. Another fear is that his stool could reveal much about his health conditions, information which could be of use to enemies.

This isn’t a one-off thing too, BTW. Along with his bulletproof limousine, his portable toilet is always by his side, even when travelling internally in North Korea. His convoy when he is travelling by road or trains always includes amenities like an emergency chamber pot and a designated toilet car!

Sure, now it makes sense. I just thought the media was shitting us, but hey! It is quite legit! Kim Jong Un comes with a lot of baggage! Is it weird that I am thinking about all the precious poop cargo that the plane has to carry back to North Korea?

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