Now that the on-again-off-again couple Rose Leslie and Kit Harington have made their relationship official. We thought, their characters Jon Snow and Ygritte, deserved some closure. I mean it would have been great to see them together, but if you think about it… would it really?
The fights alone would take up a whole winter…
Ygritte to Jon Snow
1. You are too pretty, that’s why the white walkers don’t take you seriously
2. Oh your biggest problem is being an orphan adopted by a rich family, mine is being eaten by a white walker
3. Do I have to make a move every single time? Do the Stark men not have any game?
4. You don’t want your in-laws to stay in your castle because of your boss? I will behead you like a Aurochs.
5. Let’s have a sword fight and decide who does the vessels today
6. Can you get your dire dog to get off our bed, or is he guiding you around my vajayjay?
7. I’m a democrat and you don’t even know the meaning of democracy. And you call yourself a free man.
8. Do you or do you not have a scene with the dragon lady?
9. Are you dead or not? I need to know if i’ll be inheriting.. oh wait.. NOTHING.
Jon Snow to Ygritte
10. I can’t understand what you’re saying, stop talking with that fake accent, you are from London.
11. You can’t threaten to shoot arrows at me for every towel I leave on the floor.
12. Would you please shut up, I can’t even hear myself think.
13. Why are you always sarcastic? How am I supposed to know if you mean it or not? I don’t get your wildling sense of humour.
14. You have no social skills, you can’t talk to people about how giants pound people into the ground or about their sex life in the first few meetings.
15. Your relatives are ridiculous, they throw stones at me and call me ‘crow’ each time they meet me. I can’t take such hostility.
16. Atleast I know how to look behind my back during combat, so Ygritte my dear, YOU know NOTHING.
Caution: Apply Winter to burnt area.
Well maybe this one was better left unexplored, but right now we’re rooting for the actors to make it through a bizillion winters together.
Which team are you on? Team Ygritte or Team Daenerys?