Chandler’s off and on girlfriend, the bane of his existence and the voice that made your eardrums plead for mercy. Janice Litman Goralnik. Yup, that’s her. She’s basically everything you don’t want in a girlfriend, wrapped in one leopard print-wearing package.
For all the times she made us cringe with regret and embarrassment for Chandler…
1. She was annoyingly cheesy; that too in front of your friends.
2. And all of that cheesiness was wrapped in a package of nasal and high pitched.
3. She cheated on Chandler.
4. She also destroyed the not-so-secret code and slept with Chandler’s best friend.
5. None of his friends liked her, for no fault of their own.
6. She forced herself into your life, even when you clearly didn’t want her: Cling on alert!
7. She wished for your happy life to go south, just so she could have you back in a dysfunctional relationship.
8. You have to curb your funny, because otherwise, you’ll have to encounter ‘The Laugh’.
9. She had the worst dressing sense EVER!
10. And your balls would jump back in each time you heard her orgasm.
So. if your girlfriend is even a little bit close to this, you gotta take off to 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.