Bad lyrics.
Something we seem to have not been able to escape these days. But some songs just horrifically terrible to be even existing because of their lyrics and yet, they are some of the most popular songs on the planet!
Here are a few examples.
1. Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-A-Lot
“Use me?” Isn’t that the anti of all the rap songs (including this one) that the other person be used and objectified and everything in between? The entire is riddled with ridiculous innuendos and that’s probably what makes this song so darn popular.
2. Candy Shop – 50 Cent
Innuendo much? This almost repulsive song is one of the highest grossing songs of its time in the millennia. Now, why is that?
3. Human – The Killers
This song is considered a classic in the Rock music history, but you have to agree that dancers are humans too. That makes them everybody who can dance. This line implies that humans cannot dance. Is that true?
4. The Real Slim Shady – Eminem
My dear boy if you’ve already proclaimed yourself as the real slim shady then why are you asking yourself to stand up?
5. I Know You Want Me – Pitbull
Yeah. Count in English and then count in Spanish, that makes the song longer. Genius!
6. Tik Tok – Kesha
Thank you Kesha, we had no idea that you get pedicures on your “toes, toes”.
7. Rhythm Is A Dancer – SNAP!
Are you SERIOUS?! Like seriously? As serious as cancer? Think about it again.
8. Whenever, Wherever – Shakira
The only time a girl thanks God that her breasts are small lest guys are dimwits to confuse them with mountains. In that sense, they can be mistaken for sand mounds no?
9. Friday – Rebecca Black
How kind of you to let us know. We had no idea!
10. Sk8r Boi – Avril Lavigne
I guess you couldn’t have!
11. Drops Of Jupiter – Train
What is deep friend chicken doing in a love song? Wait….
This is a love song for non-vegetarians and the drops of Jupiter are in the chicken’s feathers (hair in the song lyrics)!
12. My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
Fergie, if you didn’t know, lumps are medically referred as the cancerous growths in someone’s body.
13. 50 Ways To Say Goodbye – Train
How the hell is a Jewish holiday related to Superman or a minivan or a super duper minivan-man? Oh dear, Lord!