Chai is not just a beverage. It is a sacred desi concept and a special place in hell is reserved for those who try to tarnish it with their experimental cooking skills. A few months back, a woman made chai using ‘Tang’ and lemonade powder and it was nothing short of a crime scene.
And now, a foreign tutorial is showing people how to make ‘Chai Latte’ with coconut milk, maple syrup, and a variety of unnecessary spices which will make the chai lover in you scream, “KILL ME NOW!”
Have a look:
Learn how to make a chai latte — without the coffee shop price tag. pic.twitter.com/pVZTEBXyL3
— WebMD (@WebMD) September 27, 2020
The real chai lovers of the world united to hate on this video with passion! They pointed out everything wrong with the chai:
1. What is this colour?
2. Why does this chai require spices more than biriyani?
3. WHO USES COCONUT MILK?
4. Maple syrup…really?
Have a look at the hilarious reactions!
1. WHAT IS THIS WEAK COLOURED CHAI IF YOU SERVE ME CHAI LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN
2. COCONUT MILK? WTF.
3. MAPLE SYRUP? BRO U MAD?
4. Why are people putting cinnamon and Star anise in Chai, just stop with ginger and elaichi no I want Chai not Biriyani https://t.co/m8JgVYCLZu— Wash Hands/Panic Carefully (@Vaishnavioffl) September 28, 2020
itni safed chai kon peeta hai. also if you have the budget to buy the proper spices then why the fuck did you use tea bags https://t.co/CC84eac8rb
— ' (@csyprnt) September 28, 2020
Noooo what the fuck is this???? Chai banare ho ya sabji itnaa saara masala? and that coconut milk and maple syrup made it worse 🧍🏻♀️
there are better vegan milk alts for chai 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️ https://t.co/wa74k7X58l— ✨ (@exoisweird) September 28, 2020
Chai mein sauf daal di haye 🤦🏻♀️ https://t.co/WiJ4UOqMZP
— Shruti Singhi (@shrutisinghi29) September 28, 2020
Chai bana rahe ho ya biryani 🤦🏽♀️?? ! https://t.co/nhTW4YDAD2
— K (@drkouser_) September 28, 2020
How to make biryani without rice: https://t.co/ChVnl3V3TI
— Fancyshmancy (@extradecoction) September 28, 2020
Add 2 cups of basmati rice, biryani hi bana lo. https://t.co/hauyMZucJg
— SattarkaBachchan (@musaafirnama) September 28, 2020
That chai color at the end 🤮 https://t.co/T4TfWX9X2z
— The Marvelous Mrs Mittal 📸 (@AshuMittal) September 28, 2020
You can make this as much you want but please don't call it chai anything. https://t.co/wctPDoA7bm
— Akhil Tandulwadikar (@drunkcaveman) September 28, 2020
Who tf puts maple syrup in CHAI? https://t.co/jjVZATFoAr
— Aree🍒 (@prodbymx) September 28, 2020
not webmd posting this hot milk with spices which is a cup of rice away from biryani and calling it chai
no one puts that many spices in their chai white people are you gonna force us to gatekeep fucking chai https://t.co/HIWAltVIru— raf | gatekeeping emily fields era he's mine ミ☆ (@lesbianIopez) September 28, 2020
You people should stop f*cking up with Asian and Southeast Asian things. WTF is a chai latte? That too coconut milk? https://t.co/6ZszuiumZK
— Tashreef Shareef (@tashreefi) September 28, 2020
My stomach actually churned when they poured in coconut milk AND MAPLE SYRRUP!!! This won't have the coffee shop price tag, because it will taste like sweet vomit. Which no one would pay for. Chee. https://t.co/9UzByPxNEF
— Brown Sahiba (@Rajyasree) September 28, 2020
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COLONIZE AND RUIN CHAI. I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE GENTRIFYING EVERYTHING. DO WE NEED TO START GATEKEEING CHAI NOW????? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS https://t.co/6tXQqGXv26
— m (@girlyouliked) September 28, 2020
If your Chai is not in this colour then it's not a chai at all. https://t.co/e2nD8DHSFM pic.twitter.com/CuaVyZBZWu
— Kush? (@demotionalbeing) September 28, 2020
If I ask for chai and it comes in this colour, I can't be held responsible for my actions https://t.co/NKOKClqINN
— Zi⁷ (@glossy__min) September 28, 2020
What is this colour?! This is dhoodh mein chai, not chai mein doodh. https://t.co/OwHmUMsfPV
— Anushree (@AnushreeJairath) September 28, 2020
They missed out the part where you throw this in the sink and have a cup of coffee instead. https://t.co/X7pfA3ESeK
— Hamza Lakdawala (@hamzamlakdawala) September 28, 2020
i will eat your whole lineage https://t.co/mvF0KqN7uS
— a⁷ 🦎 LOONA COMEBACK (@jeoncousins) September 28, 2020
Bhai itna kardiya hai toh tadka bhi laga dete?!!!! https://t.co/IeXsDNpDN2
— Padmaja Venkataraman (@PadmajaVraman) September 28, 2020
coconut milk!? kuch aata nahi hai bas sathynash karte rehte hai https://t.co/CRjbot50Fi
— ً (@baekchod) September 28, 2020
I think it is time for us to rise as gatekeepers of our beloved chai and protect it from the rest of the world!