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If we were giving out awards to television shows, reality shows would probably get the award for the ‘Biggest Drama Queens’. The sheer amount of fighting, abusing, crying, and exaggeration that happens in one episode of the show! And don’t even get me started on that ace up their sleeve: capitalising on audience emotions by showcasing sob stories of participants! Latest re-entry on that list? Indian Idol!
The new season of Indian Idol has barely been on air a few days and already the audience has begun mocking the drama that comes with every episode!
According to Twitter, the show is high on a lot of things—tears, poverty-ridden contestant backstories, OTT judges—except probably music!
And Twitterati were very quick to judge and create a truckload of hilarious memes and jokes about Indian Idol!
And I assure you, these jokes are so outrageous that Anu Malik would also say “Aag laga dega tu, aag!” to them! What’s more, these jokes and memes even give you some excellent advise on how to ace your Indian Idol auditions, should you plan to participate!
Okay, here’s a pro-tip: In India, sex sells. But then again, so does gareebi!
This clip from the movie Hindi Medium that serves as the perfect tip to impress judge Anu Malik!
#IndianIdolIsBack#IndianIdol
and this is secret formula how you impress anu Malik . pic.twitter.com/AU9FconAjE— Tweetholic 🐦 (@AptArpit) July 10, 2018
Indian Idol: It is all about loving gareebi!
Sir I'm Gareeb 😭😭@The_AnuMalik : pic.twitter.com/mDbufaRdYm
— BALA (@erbmjha) July 10, 2018
The only way to get ahead of the line is to have your economic status below poverty line!
#IndianIdolTonight
Indian Idol Audition
Contestant 1: Trained classical singer
Jugde: Rejected
C 2: Sufi Singer
Judge: Rejected
C 3: With poor family, father is sweeper mother is sick
Judge: Tu aag laga de aag— Dharmesh (@Mumbaiikar) July 8, 2018
Got gareebi? Flaunt it!
*In indian idol audition*
you are selected. 😢 https://t.co/VSlH3DcaDp— Paircastic (@paircastic) July 10, 2018
Don’t underestimate the power of an emotional contestant back-story video clip!
*Indian Idol Audition*
Guy: Sir mai gareeb hu
Judges: Video dikhao tumhare gareebi ka
Guy: Vo toh Nahi hai
Judges: Fir nikal yahan se ameer mkl
— ✪ Veer ✪ (@ClawedHumor) July 9, 2018
Dystopia: Indian Idol version!
https://twitter.com/TiimesHow/status/1016181985230766080
You know what’s an even more potent combo though? Gareebi + tears!
Try Try Cry Cry till you succeed!
*Indian Idol Audition*
Judge : Apni kahani sunao
Contestant : sadko pr jagrata kr kr k yaha tak aaya hu ….
– All the judges started crying
– Audience started crying
– Judge embraced the contestant
– Creates emotional mahol
– suraj badjatya comes and starts shooting for movie— Dr. (@thedirtysprite) July 9, 2018
Bhaavnaaon ko samjho!
https://twitter.com/aadi_77/status/1016554881652527105
Judges be like… We feel you, bruh!
**Indian Idol Audition**
Me :- Sir I'm a Programmer.
Judges :- And the winner of Indian Idol Season is You. 😂😂😂
— Kumar Manish Singh (@Manishedia) July 9, 2018
Nothing sadder than this :'(
*Indian idol audition*
– chalo kuch sunao
Me – sir m engineer hu..
Judge – rula diya 😭😭ye lo ticket ap supr 16 m shamil ho gye— Tina Khan🇮🇳 (@tinakhan24) July 9, 2018
The litres of tears you shed is directly proportional to your chances of winning!
[Indian Idol Audition]
Boi : *Enters Crying*Judges : Guys We have winner of Indian idol 2018 here.. 😭😭
— sober_man 😁 (@StonerPsychic) July 9, 2018
These Tweeple no! So savage that they even managed to use current events to their comedic advantage!
Sorry Sir, Mumbai nahi jayenge!
Indian Idol Auditions
Judges : Tum Mumbai aa rahe ho
Contestant : Arrey nahi sir, Mumbai mein already bohot problems hain monsoon ke wajah se
— Gud_10 (@Ihsirh) July 11, 2018
The only way to bring Mallya to Mumbai?
https://twitter.com/DoubleDoor19/status/1016291759364534274
When a true-blue Dilli ka launda auditions!
*Indian Idol audition*
Judge : aap Mumbai nahi aa sakte
Delhi contestant : Tu Delhi mei ghuss ke dikha dio phir
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 8, 2018
However, my favourite just has to be the barrage of memes using this one image of judge Neha Kakkar crying!
Apparently, if the Tweeple are to be believed, the judges cry at the drop of a hat. And people have managed to turn that into some epic memes! Check’em out!
Gareebi = Judges Triggered!
* Indian Idol Auditions *
Contestant – Mere paas Netflix aur Amazon Prime ka subscription nahi hai. Doston ka password use karta hun
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/f8yooj58w3
— Karan Talwar (@BollywoodGandu) July 11, 2018
Bas kya? Local train wala excuse use kar diya? Rulaaoge ab!
* Indian Idol Auditions *
Me : Dombivli se Dadar tak Mumbai Local mein seat nahi mili. 😥
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/Zhr8wJMprn
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 11, 2018
There there! There’s always a new IPL season!
https://twitter.com/fakingnews/status/1016932447294914560
Chartered Accountants will so relate!
Contestent – Main CA kar raha hun
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/DdpcpxpN57
— Bade Chote (@badechote) July 11, 2018
The dard is real!
*Indian Idol Audition*
Me :- I'm A Java Programmer.
Neha :- pic.twitter.com/XKPgQYQXbl
— Kumar Manish Singh (@Manishedia) July 10, 2018
Listen, constipation is no laughing matter, okay?
Contestant:- chaar din se Paad bhi nai nikli
Neha kakkar:- pic.twitter.com/oqHQ4dIFzZ— Jai (@Jaibharadwajj) July 11, 2018
Indian Moms will not vote for this contestant at all!
* Indian Idol Auditions *
Contestant : From last one week i am eating lauki ki sabji..
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/dcEHBCe5f8
— सूक्खीलाला (@nomadic_marwadi) July 11, 2018
Gosh darn it! Itna gareeb?
https://twitter.com/hrithikiitd/status/1016939456157310976
I dare you to not cry on this one! I DARE YOU!
Contestant : Last week cupboard mein se puraani 1000 ki note mili
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/8n3hnSGTu6
— Bade Chote (@badechote) July 11, 2018
Kahaani Ghar Ghar Ki: Maha episode!
* Indian Idol*
Contestant : I cannot afford to buy iPhone X from India. So I ask my cousins to bring it from US
Neha Kakkar : pic.twitter.com/OfbjLdJXgR
— appurv_gupta (@appurv_gupta) July 11, 2018
ROFLMAO! That was quite entertaining, wasn’t it?
But you’ve got to agree, reality shows are less about reality and more about the ‘show’, which can often drive a major segment of viewership away from it!
After watching INDIAN IDOL auditions
Me : pic.twitter.com/MIhgJ9B3x6
— RINKIYA के पापा 😈👽👺 (@joshijikabetaa) July 9, 2018
And yet, you can always find a different way of looking at things and make it appeal to you!
Why do u want comedy shows when you have Indian idol auditions 😂
— arfan (@Im__Arfan) July 7, 2018
Agree!
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