Hilarious ‘Indian Father’ Account On Twitter Will Make You Feel Like It’s Your Dad Talking

Indian dads’ mannerisms have had a huge impact on us since our childhood. I mean, right since then, their remarks which spewed out so much gyaan have always served as an indicator to make it big in our career and those remarks still linger in our mind and heart.

Capturing all the emotions again, there’s a parody account named ‘The Indian Father’ on Twitter which is basically EVERY INDIAN DAD EVER!

Check out the tweets here:

1. When sanskariness didn’t even spare Flipkart.

Kids today think they can order everything from the internet. Why don’t you try ordering some respect? See if @Flipkart can assist you there

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) May 4, 2015

 

2. Son’s report card > Humanity

Earthquake in Nepal was measured 7.9
Much higher than my son’s pointer

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) May 3, 2015

 

3. For him, Chemistry just means Science!

“dad, I have chemistry with this girl and..”
you’re saving tuition fee by taking help for chemistry? Proud of you!
*dejected son walks away*

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 21, 2015

 

4. Okay, that was deep!

Son: dad, I’m thirsty.

Me: For knowledge?

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015

 

5. Blood group or report card, has to be A+

Beta, what’s your blood group?
Son: B+ papa.
Find a new home till you can say A+

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015

 

6. Aye, aye!

I like my children the way I like my coffee. With a good degree.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 17, 2015

 

7. No, it’s not

Son wanted to go on a trip. Reminded him about the things he could’ve done and been somewhere in life by now. A guilt trip is still a trip.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 10, 2015

 

8. Oh yeah, totally!

Daughter said she wants to be a model. I asked her for whom she wants to be a role model? She silently walked away. Was it something I said?

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 31, 2015

 

9. Okay then!

My son asked me raise his pocket money. I asked him not to raise his standards.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 30, 2015

 

10. Because in-laws are semi parents and you can’t ignore them!

The fertility rate in India is 2.3 children/woman. My in-laws think I should have had 3 kids, just to be on the better side of that average.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 27, 2015

 

11. Clearly.

“Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai”. I am that Baap.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 2, 2015

 

12. I hope your son and you find a common ground

When my son grows up, I want him to be AB de Villiers.

— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 19, 2015

Hahahahahaha! This had me laughing for a long time. 😀

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