What’s your go-to choice of gift for a child? A toy or two, isn’t it? You buy dolls, cars, water guns or some cartoon inspired toys for a kid you know. In fact, the toy industry is a flourishing one, which sadly has some weird people who decided to come up with some very weird toys. And by weird I mean hilarious but completely inappropriate for children. Kids maybe innocence personified, but these 16 kinds of toys are absolutely not!
1. This Spiderman
2. The toy for aspiring drug dealers
3. This SpongeBob with a badly placed ‘growth’
4. And this wolverine with a hole
5. This finger of E.T. that looks like anything but
6. These Wonderwoman scissors
7. This Santa hiding his other avatar
8. This one, I can’t even…
9. This tiger with a very big something
10. Who doesn’t love to create poop after all
11. How to get boobs? Poke the chest with a pencil -_-
12. A pregnant baby, seriously
13. Why would you…
14. This one is for the poachers in making, apparently
15. Because what career would you want a little kid to aspire for but that of a pole dancer
16. And so what if you’re legally allowed to drink after reaching 20s? The learning process has to begin early
I feel so grateful about the lack of toys in my childhood now!