In recent times, it seems like anything and everything has the potential to go viral. Even if it is remotely funny (or not), one meme/trend after another has been keeping us millennials entertained.
From the silly riddles on people’s Instagram story to the pointless polls, we just can’t get enough of it.
Another trend that has caught our fancy is Twitter polls! All it takes is starting with a basic sexuality poll which says “I’m gay or straight” and the third option is supposed to be something bizarre – song lyrics for all we care.
From songs to completely random statements to an existential crisis, the poll can be anything.
Here are some of the best and funny ones we found.
1. And sending them quickly too without having to beg.
I’m
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
🔘 looking for someone to take flattering candids of me without having to ask
— steph (@stephsstone) May 28, 2018
2. Damn right, I am.
I'm:
⚪️ bisexual
⚪️ straight
🔘gay
🔘problematic and irrelevant
— Standall's (@periwiquinn) May 29, 2018
3. Yep, it’s time.
i'm:
⚪ gay
⚪ straight
⚪ bisexual
🔘 erasing myself from the narrative— arianne joy (@detorresarianne) May 24, 2018
4. That’s one of my favourite songs!
I’m
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Straight
🔘 here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind.
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time— chris melberger (@chrismelberger) May 24, 2018
5. The only way I see it happening is if Harry Potter Go comes out.
i am:
⚪ straight
⚪ gay
🔘 waiting for things to be as good as they were when pokemon go came out like everyone was so happy and enjoying life and exploring the outdoors— Klace @ Bnuuycon (@Klace) May 27, 2018
6. The things that matter, gosh!
I’m:
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
🔘 Calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore six inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown bebe shoes— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) May 24, 2018
7. MOVE IT!
I like:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 to move it move it
You like:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 to move it move it
We like to:
⚪️ stay home
⚪️ go out
🔘 MOVE IT
— sydney (@sydneyrachel) May 25, 2018
8. For all the troubled souls out there.
https://twitter.com/Payne_s0fly/status/1001389443125731329
8. Of course, someone had to say this.
i’m
⚪️ gay
⚪️ bisexual
⚪️ straight
🔘 in love with the shape of you
— emma ミ☆ (@pojeweatue) May 29, 2018
9. Yeah, I know it’s stupid
https://twitter.com/xoxads/status/1000949832008089601
10. Sing it with all the feels.
https://twitter.com/patgardieta/status/1001021646562459648
11. That escalated quickly.
I’m
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bisexual
🔘 crashing this plane
— Bane (@yourfriendBane) May 28, 2018
12. It’s Britney, bitch.
i'm:
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
⚪️ bisexual
🔘 addicted to you don’t you know that you’re toxic? pic.twitter.com/qT93D6lpRd
— ria (@lovelikephil) May 29, 2018
13. I can hear this picture.
i’m:
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight🔘 not going nuts. do you see me going nuts? hey, hey, hey… if you two are happy, then im happy for you. i’m fine! totally fine i dont know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, IM FINE . im not saying i wasn't a little surprised pic.twitter.com/BHg5nJ2Tei
— aji (@anistions) May 25, 2018
14. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
i’m:
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
⚪️ bi
🔘 just a poor boy nobody loves me pic.twitter.com/JxfzS18bUJ
— lydia ♀ (@glamsocks) May 25, 2018
15. Look what you just made me do.
https://twitter.com/Taylucifer97/status/997844066128809986
16. A meme without GoT reference is not a meme at all.
I am
⚪️ Gay
⚪️ Bisexual
⚪️ Straight
🔘 Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
— Virginia (@jaimelsnnister) May 25, 2018
17. If I had to describe some of my friends in 1st person…
i’m
⚪️ gay
⚪️bisexual
⚪️ straight
🔘 a snake, a slithery little snakey snake— Julian Rowan (@jules_rowan) May 29, 2018
18. Well, before you kill me, this one’s the last.
https://twitter.com/AndySteinMusic/status/1001280944244838400
19. Sorry, I lied.
i’m:
⚪️ gay⚪️ straight
⚪️ sexually ambiguous
🔘 emotionally unavailable due to previous years of trauma yet constantly find myself in the same situations due to my hopeless romantic mentality
— a mood (@ronald_james) May 29, 2018
20. That expression, though.
https://twitter.com/dearmaIfoys/status/1000405745945362432
21.. This one’s the last, I promise.
I am
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 VINDICATED
🔘 SELFISH
🔘 WRONG
🔘 RIGHT I SWEAR
🔘 RIGHT SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND
🔘 FLAWED BUT
🔘 CLEANING UP SO WELL
🔘 SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF— Caroline Darya Framke (@carolineframke) May 25, 2018
Aren’t these hilarious? The point is that everything doesn’t have to make sense. Sometimes we just do things for fun, even if it’s just momentary. So get on the wagon and enjoy the humour.