The concept of sleep and sleeping is probably the only sign that God might exist. And some people are clearly more blessed than the others, because they’re perpetually sleeping. If they’re not, they’re thinking about it, or doing it with their eyes open. All I know is that the struggle is real.
Here are the things people who are perpetually sleepy will relate to:
1. You are constantly yawning and stretching
2. You’re always asking for coffee or anything else that will keep you awake
3. You can fall asleep anywhere and everywhere
4. You often fall asleep while talking on the phone
5. And you get yelled at for not answering your phone, but you couldn’t help it because you were asleep
6. One of your favourite pastimes is-oh yes-sleeping
7. It doesn’t take you a long time to fall into a deep slumber
8. And you’re a heavy sleeper. Not even an earthquake can wake you up
9. Boring lectures in college were the worst for you
As if you had trouble sleeping in the first place. Ugh.
10. When you’re forced to stay awake, you zone out into another world
11. People often think you’re bored, but in reality, you’re just sleepy
12. When you’re really, actually sleep deprived, you do weird things
You either get too whiny, or you laugh a lot.
13. Loud music annoys you, because you’re regularly zoning out
14. You are completely okay with calling your bed your best friend
Because, obviously.
15. And no matter what the real world says, you know that the world in your dreams is a funner, better place
Because imagination trumps everything. Go, go to sleep. 😀