15 Types Of Ghosts That Haunt Bollywood

When you think of Bollywood ghosts only two words come to mind – Bipasha Basu. Well it’s true she has taken over B-town with her scary good looks and it’s also true that currently she is synonymous with ghosts in Bollywood, but before all this began, there were other ghosts who tried, and tried real hard:

1. The ghost who tries very hard to be a ghost, instead turns into a vampire

 

2. The ghost that uses too much Tide on their clothes

What is with you guys, sorry ghosts and white?

 

3. The ghost that is weirdly codependent – can’t stay away from that one human

Your work is to scare people, so just go pick out any random person!

 

4. The pedophile ghost

You can see (obviously not) that their intentions aren’t that great. I mean seriously? Children? Wow. Weird.

 

5. The ghost from 1920, 1920 evil returns and Haunted.

Wait, weren’t all of them the same?

 

6. The sexually frustrated ghost

They are known to try to get in when you’re in bed. *wink wink*

 

7. The vengeful ghost who makes her boyfriend do her work even after dying

Get over it already. You’re a strong independent woman ghost. You can do your own work.

 

8. The friendly ghost

This one is a relatively new variety. Guess they’re all tired of being scary, huh?

 

9. The forgetful ghost who forgets he/she is dead

Wow. You seriously didn’t know you were dead? Awkward.

 

10. The ghost who clearly needs a make up tutorial

Blusher, meet face. Face, meet your new best friend.

 

11. The ghost who still hasn’t gotten a hang of how to switch on a light

So you’re telling me you can move stuff with telekinesis but can’t switch on the damn light? Some ghost you are.

 

12. The ghost who is, surprise surprise, actually a daayan

Well ek to definitely thi daayan.

 

13. The ghost who is too posh for small place

So they just haunt mansions and palaces  :/

 

14. The ones who try too hard to be zombies

The clear end product of globalization in India, zombies were previously unheard of.

 

15. The rock-chick ghost

She’s the totally independent girl ghost who is the dream and also the nightmare of every guy alive. She kills – with her looks and every other way as well. 😉

Not that I want to join it, but the other side of Bollywood does look interesting, doesn’t it? 😉

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