July 2011 was a difficult time Harry Potter fans. It was when the last of the HP movies released and we realised that an integral part of our childhood had come to an end.
What followed was digging up theories from J.K Rowling’s tweets and interesting pieces of fan-fiction to further the joy of being part of the magical universe. It’s been 8 years since, and our faces still light up every time we come across new HP related content!
Since Rowling is done with writing her Harry Potter series but fans continue to crave more, a community of creatives at Botnik Studios worked on a bizarre project including a ‘Predictive Writer’ – a predictive keyboard which has been trained on all 7 Harry Potter books, to give us exactly what we needed.
Long story short, a robot fed with all Harry Potter information has written an entire chapter and it’s hilarious! It works in the same way we get keyboard predictions on our phones, just that the robot used the predictions to successfully write 3 whole pages!
The book is titled Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash and the chapter is called ‘The Handsome One’.
In this chapter, Ron eats Hermione’s family, Harry blinds himself, Hermione sticks a Death Eater’s face in the mud, 2 Death Eaters kiss, and Harry rolls down a staircase for several months.
Here are some highlights from the chapter to make your day!
“Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.”
“Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.”
“The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: ‘You are Hagrid now.'”
“Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family.”
“Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.”
“The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said ‘Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance,’ so Hermione dipped his face in mud.”
“Ron’s shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.”
“Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.”
Take a look!
This material is so funny I think I’m gonna cry!