American Guy Asked About The Use Of ‘Water Hose’ Next To Toilet & Twitter Lost Its Shit!

What’s the one biggest problem that Indians face when we travel abroad? Not the weather. Not the food. Not even the roaming rates. It is the frustrating yet desperately important task of wiping our asses after doing our business, instead of washing it clean. You know, like a normal hygiene-loving human should be doing.

It is hilarious, the struggle of adjusting to the toilet paper when travelling outside India, particularly to non-Muslim countries. Europe and some other countries might still at least have a bidet next to the WC for this purpose. But in America, it is just you, your ass and toilet paper. Icky.

So when this American fella tweeted a picture of a water bidet, (jet spray to us desi peeps) and asked a very…umm… inappropriate question, people couldn’t figure out if he was being sarcastic or shit serious!

I love how bathrooms here have this water hose next to the toilet incase you get thirsty while in the restroom pic.twitter.com/xsfrFeYkzh

— dean michael unglert (@deanie_babies) July 10, 2018

Yeaaaaaah… GROSS.

Now what do you think happened? Yes. Yes, Twitter completely and absolutely lost its shit over it. And an education in foreign ass-cleaning practices and the use of a water bidet followed.

The main question here was….

so.. who’s gonna tell him? https://t.co/rgBNC59GNV

— ل✨ (@highforabel) July 13, 2018

And as expected, several Good Samaritans offered to help.

But not before expressing deep concern about his ignorance about bidet usage….

oh honey…. https://t.co/nEM1kAZeo2

— srisha (@srisha_b) July 13, 2018

And praying for his soul.

Thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/1fAvVNTSJw

— Shakir Husain (@shakirhusain) July 13, 2018

Some even made fun at his expense by impaling him on his own sword….

I love how some bathrooms have paper just in case you want to note down your ideas while in the restroom. https://t.co/WzJZ5w9bxt

— Anand Vegaraju (@anandvamsi) July 12, 2018

Or by unknowingly making a Delhi Belly reference!

Sometimes we put juice instead of water, you know incase you needed to relax while doing it pic.twitter.com/zpgptOJSCr

— واتيفر (@I3B96) July 12, 2018

The Muslim peeps had a ball of time mocking the tweet that called the ‘shatafa‘ (jet spray, again) a drinking water dispeller!

https://twitter.com/Abdalazizawill/status/1017339812649545728

*shakes head in disbelief, followed by resignation*

White people….. https://t.co/TUSai4w0OB

— বুশরা (@Bushra_Salsa) July 13, 2018

Enlightenment, finally.

https://twitter.com/babiehoneyhs/status/1017736529064742913

Shit loads of (pun intended) jokes were made about the frog who never left his well so didn’t know how other frogs washed their asses after pooping!

https://twitter.com/GoanPapa/status/1017789254221647873

Literally.

https://twitter.com/aimiekins/status/1017690391120760832

Hi Dean, welcome to class! What are we gonna learn today?

Some people actually wash their ass, dean https://t.co/5vGz4B7VDW

— sirap bandung (@noreendarma) July 12, 2018

A history lesson about Ur-anus!

Have you ever wondered how your forefathers wiped their bum when there wasn't any toilet paper? Washing it is always better & more hygienic. I'm sure you wouldn't have this at home so you can begin with a bottle of water. Thank me later. https://t.co/SFJbj2OcV1

— Crusader Sudhir 🇮🇳 (@seriousfunnyguy) July 13, 2018

Some pretty explicit warnings were also handed out!

It’s in case you run out of toilet paper… NEVER DRINK THAT

— #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER (@SusyRivero) July 10, 2018

Very important!

This is an emergency fire hose just in case you took too much chilli the previous night.

— Brembo (@allenochi) July 13, 2018

Talking of spicy food, the jet spray and lota loving Indians seemed to have the maximum fun trolling the poor guy!

It’s like the morning after pill for your ass!

Just try spicy Indian food and you’ll know what it is for! https://t.co/ybGMl6c8HF

— bhaavna arora (@BhaavnaArora) July 13, 2018

Mind = Blown will happen to him!

What if he finds balti and magga 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/gZIJsDEH9j

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 13, 2018

Arre yaar! We never realised the jet spray was multi-purpose!

Indians have been using the water hose incorrectly all their life 😂🔫 https://t.co/YRDaD4LGtY

— Monica (@TrulyMonica) July 12, 2018

Even singer Adnan Sami couldn’t help but join in on the fun!

Go ahead..Enjoy!😆 https://t.co/L0dPor53Hp

— Adnan Sami (@AdnanSamiLive) July 14, 2018

Now, I am pretty sure the guy meant it as a joke, because if not I worry for him. But you cannot deny his tweet gave us shit-tons of laughter!