Twitter’s ‘Gets Kidnapped’ Stories Are Turning Our Friday Into FriYAY, One Joke At A Time!

What’s that one thing you find in 140-280 characters that you don’t often find on other social media sites? No, not talking about trolling, guys! Think happy! Starts with a ‘J’ and ends with an ‘s’, and induces giggles unlimited! Got the drift, na?

Making our Friday, Tweeple have set the ball rolling with their awesome jokes already and today’s topic of joksing ( 😛 ) is the “gets kidnapped” thread. In a totally hypothetical-yet-fun way, though, the jokes are omnipresent and a hell lotta fun.

1. Je baat!

*Gets kidnapped in a car*

Me:Bhai weekend se pehle wapis mat chhodna.

— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) December 7, 2017

2. Can I get a Retro Matte too?

https://twitter.com/thegirl_youhate/status/938766123553603586

3. When FOOD is bae.

*gets kidnapped*

*returned to the parents*

Kidnapped: iske khaane ke kharche humse nai ho pa rahe. Rakh lo isko bc

— #BBC (@babaBC) December 7, 2017

4. Because looking perf is really important.

*gets kidnapped in a car*

Bandra girl: bhaiya 2 min do, dress change karke aayi

— Qween of WinterHell 🌝 (@QweenOfHells) December 7, 2017

5. Hein?

*Gets kidnapped in a car*

Kejriwal: Aapko Modiji ne bheja hai na.

— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) December 7, 2017

6. Old habits die dard. Wonder if he asks for OTP also.

* gets kidnapped in a car *
Me: Gaadi idhar kyu ruka rahe ho?
Kidnapper(Former Ola driver): Shared booking hai sir. Aage aur do logon ko kidnap karna hai

— Akash (@vaderakash) December 7, 2017

7. This sounds like a good business.

*Rahul Gandhi gets kidnapped in a car*

RaGa : Is tarf se car 🚗 dalo, us tarf se aeroplane ✈️ niklega

— GILL 2.0 (@ikpsgill1) December 7, 2017

8. Pretty, please!

*gets kidnapped in a car*

me: bhaiya ye lo mera phone meri playlist hi bajana

— capt. (@thephukdi) December 7, 2017

9. Umm, no saving led to kidnappig? *thinking out loud*

*irfan khan gets kidnap in car*

Irfan: bhaiya syska LED nai lagaya to kya savings kiya

— रावणㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@Aham_Bhramasmi) December 8, 2017

10. That must’ve hurt!

https://twitter.com/IamLuvK/status/938825761988812801

11. That’s how much he stays in character.

*Anoop Soni gets kidnapped in a car*

Anoop Soni – "Surakshit rahein , satark rahein."
Kidnappers – "Bhai kidnap tu hua h."

— Nikhil Rathaurford (@ni_khikhikhi_l) December 7, 2017

12. ‘Bhaeiyaa, these cars are beneath me.’

*south delhi girl gets kidnapped in a car*

south delhi girl: main lamborghini se sasti car me kidnap ni hoti

— Anshul Saxena (@punshul) December 7, 2017

13. Follow for follow, pakka.

*Got Kidnapped in Car*

Me : bhai twitter par ho to follow kar lo mujhe.

— KeetaAnu Malik (@VirusUncle) December 7, 2017

14. Me, me, me!

https://twitter.com/teaserbee/status/938765490939338753

If I have to share mine, then, would be:

*gets kidnapped in a car*

Corporate employee: Shit yaar, clock out karna bhul gaya.

— Rachna Srivastava (@SPIN_occhio) December 8, 2017

Fun, right? Can you come up with more? Leave a comment, before you get kidnapped! JK!

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