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Until the moment we saw paparazzi pictures of Beyoncé from Udaipur airport, nobody was ready to believe that the queen was going to perform at Isha Ambani and Anand Piramal’s pre-wedding festivities. As it slowly sunk in, we all realised that of course we knew all along that the rumours were true. I mean, is there anything money can’t do? Didn’t we see practically all of Bollywood dance during the two Ambani engagements earlier this year?
According to Forbes, India has 121 billionaires, the third largest group of ultra-rich after those from US and China. And the Richie Rich of this group is Mukesh Ambani, net worth $44.3 billion. Now knowing this information, and the fact that it is his daughter’s wedding, AND the fact that it is the first wedding in his family in a long time, tell me what is impossible for this man?
We Indians saw Beyoncé’s videos and thought “Eh, they’re rich and Gujju, they can do anything.”
But the phorener peeps continue to be shocked and in awe of the Crazy Rich Asian who hired Be-freaking-yoncé to perform at a PRE-wedding bash!
this isn’t a beyoncé concert…. this is someone’s wedding…. Girl i- https://t.co/0JmmzW0kYK
— oni (@onifinau) December 9, 2018
Richie Rich IRL!
https://twitter.com/brendonSkolat/status/1071891605345447937
Paisa phek, tamasha dekh!
I’m sorry Beyoncé is performing at somebody’s wedding today!? What kinda money they got pic.twitter.com/pnNtSZSzs5
— Daniella Creme (@BeautyMarkDot) December 9, 2018
Like I said before, anything between Ambani-rich to Jeff Bezos-rich will do!
First of all, how rich do you have to be to have BEYONCÉ perform at your wedding?!
— tim hell. (@itsTimHell) December 9, 2018
can you imagine being rich enough to have #Beyonce perform at your wedding? I'm gagging https://t.co/n3kjwJ0h0B
— unnecessary gay character (@AaronABarksdale) December 10, 2018
‘The history of the business is pretty wild’ has got to be my favourite line!
The person who hired Bey is the richest man in India, Mukesh Ambani.
He runs a corporation named Reliance, worth $130B. The history of the business is pretty wild.
Beyoncé’s Private booking price starts at $2M. https://t.co/xVKlFSoSiV
— 💰🧼President Hotep Doobs 🧼💰 (@DOEDoobs) December 9, 2018
BOOM!
https://twitter.com/stannlee__/status/1072325976762265601
Now presenting the sequel to the blockbuster hit of the year, set in India:The Ambani wedding film!
https://twitter.com/NellyTheFirst/status/1072255095394459648
Never underestimate the love of a father for his daughter!
Especially when he loaded, fam!
A girl in India asked her father to get BEYONCÉ to perform at her wedding. And he did it.
It blows my mind that there are people on this planet who are actually that wealthy!! Her rate supposedly starts at 2 MILLION!!!— RAVEN ELYSE (@RavenElyseTV) December 10, 2018
THIS!
https://twitter.com/Perrysfirstlove/status/1071841872501448706
So adorable these guys are, no? Haven’t you seen the trend, honey? The actual weddings are all low-key! PC-Nick, DeepVeer, Virushka!
The most important question is…if Beyoncé is performing for a “PRE-WEDDING” event for the daughter of India’s Richest Man…
Who did they get to perform at the actual wedding?
— Joakim Gomez (@JoakimGomez) December 10, 2018
Imagine!
The new standard for lavish Indian wedding is Beyonce.
Imagine.
— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) December 10, 2018
These guys finally understanding why Indians don’t move out of their parents’ homes all their lives.
https://twitter.com/Setting0ne/status/1071834351707545600
Hey, I like this idea! We have so many godmen and babas in India who could probably pull this off! We even got that Beatles Ashram we can use!
You know your dad is rich when he can afford to hire Beyonce to sing at your PRE-wedding party. What do you do for the actual wedding — pay someone to resurrect John Lennon? https://t.co/lc1AbIFyjq
— chris morran (@themorrancave) December 10, 2018
Somebody needs to send this person the DVD for Guru!
I want "Beyoncé sang at my wedding" money.
— Lastrassi Hive 🐝 (@_theekword) December 9, 2018
Expectation v Reality!
Ima ask for Beyoncé at my wedding; but we can prolly only afford this…. pic.twitter.com/ZiSvsbIfNk
— Buffy the Xanpire Slayer (@tbreezzzytheYRN) December 10, 2018
Now you’re thinking like an Indian! Isse wedding ka kharcha nikal jaayega!
If Beyoncè performs at my wedding y’all are buying tickets to get in. https://t.co/vSgWvEVit8
— Frederick Joseph (@FredTJoseph) December 10, 2018
This is legit, okay! More money to cover wedding kharcha!
When I book Beyoncé for my wedding, please don’t bring your ass in here recording shit on your janky ass cell phone. I spent $20 million on this. This is for our eyes only. You put my shit on the internet and you owe me a million.
— Rosa Parks Cab Driver 👩🏾✈️ (@eleven8) December 9, 2018
Still shook! Come on fam! Recover! It’s done!
I’m still shook at the power and coin it took to have Beyonce perform at your wedding with new song mixes & posting her outfits. pic.twitter.com/gSKKGjK8d4
— Kay (@KaylarWill) December 9, 2018
Sach ka saaamna!
I don't know why some idiots have a problem with the Ambanis calling Beyonce to dance at the wedding.
If I were a wealthy self-made serial entrepreneur who's also on the Fortune's Most Powerful People list, I would dance at Ambani's wedding too.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 10, 2018
Beyoncé, or it’s not happening!
if beyonce aint performing @ your lady sangeet then yall can just cancel wedding szn 2019 pic.twitter.com/PXicF9zfNg
— kayray (@Kay__Ray) December 10, 2018
Mukesh Ambani playing Sacred Games with our hearts by calling Beyoncé for a wedding!
Mukesh Ambani after bringing #Beyonce to perform in the wedding and reducing Bollywood celebs to background dancers. #IshaAmbaniSangeet pic.twitter.com/HJu8Uml8qf
— Sir Jadeja fan (@SirJadeja) December 9, 2018
When you ask Mukesh Ambani why he jumped straight to Beyoncé for the wedding?
Bau saras, baka!
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